Ellpus wrote;
Quote:The "How to seduce Lord Ellpus" Manual is available at all dubious bookshops, price - £5.
I did try to get a copy (something to read on the loo)
...but they said it was out of print since 1974, they suggested 'Rare Books'
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Out of print??
OUT OF PRINT??
You wait until I see Slimy Harris, my publisher!
However, I still have a few personal copies available. The pages are a bit stuck together here and there, but they're readable.
slappy wrote:
Quote:A box of frozen camel turds.
...haven't ordered them since May! Way to expensive.
I just order the toes now...
But I am cultivating my own...
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The last 2 posts cracked me up!!!!
Clue:
I definately need to find my reading glasses...
Ellpus,
Please PM if I left them at yours, d'ya remember I was looking for that Viagra that rolled under the four poster?
Did you ever find it?
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smorgs,
I'm curious to know what those charts are on the wall.
fresco wrote:
Quote:I'm curious to know what those charts are on the wall.
oh, you know...
Just little bits of personal information on A2K members, that I have managed to obtain over the years. You know, little things they let slip... I cross-reference them, I find it helps when targetting. Stalking can be fun - if a little time consuming - but if you have a 'system' it's so much easier...
<Ellpus pulls himself out from under the four poster. A large cobweb is strung from his moustace to his left ear. In one hand is a set of fur lined shackles, one blue pill and what looks like a mechanical pump. In the other hand is a rolled up bunch of kleenex, a leopardskin thong and a small Havana cigar stub>
Smorgs, I've looked under the bed, and there's nothing there. Mrs Throbnasty must have been in and cleaned, as it'a all pristine under there.
Sorry, no glasses I'm afraid.
How do you know they are blue?
The insrtuctions are quite complicated...
But I'm getting the hang of it. Bit difficult without my bins, must have left them at spendy's
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We'll have to get him to post here later on, to tell us whether he's found them.
Don't worry, someone here will be able to decipher his post before too long, and let you know whether they are there.
Hey, I just found a pair of reading glasses in the backseat of my car. They were wrapped in a red g-string, if that helps.
I've been looking for those....thanks, Blacksmith.
Did you report this already the mods and weren't they by shewolf?
I'm still trying to figure out what Elpus was doing in the backseat of my car with a g-string and reading glasses!
Erm....By the way, I meant the G-string, Blacky old boy, not the glasses.
Excuse me, I think I need to hose out my car....
Sounds from the clues it could be a distance learning course, but the writing on the envelope is not professional enough (unless it was re-addressed by a third person).
The clue, I believe, is "But I'm getting the hang of it...."
I think it's a love harness!
