Quote:Excuse me, I think I need to hose out my car....
...I could say so much right now!
How come all my threads end up disintegrating into smut and innuendo?
I thought people would have put something like: 'your very own Levetron?' 'A new microscope?' 'A rare Lalique Ashtray?'
(sniff)
How little esteem you hold me in...
Anyway, (smorgs strainghtens back and thrusts out chest)
The red thong? I never wear knickers when leaving the house, just makes things extra complicated for us blondes!
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