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smorgs
 
Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:15 am
Dontcha just LOVE getting post?

I just got home from work... and THIS was here!

What do you think is in it?


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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:16 am
...and look how chubby my cheeks get...when excited!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:24 am
<Ellpus sits up, alert with anticipation>


That chrome plated cheese grater that you promised you'd use on me next Thursday evening?















Nice smiley pic, by the way.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:30 am
Clue

It's dimentions are:

10" x 12"

depth: 4 1/2"

It wieghs: 2 1/2 lbs

(I'm a British woman of a certain age - I don't do metric)

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:35 am
12" I can identify with......

by 10 inches!!



Bloody hell.

A pickled appendage from a Hereford Bull?

A plaster cast of Kicky's famed tongue?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:37 am
I hope you bought enough batteries....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:14 am
Ha!

Where's she gone?

Or shouldn't I ask?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:17 am
62 mins by now - she's got enough batteries.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:25 am
That or it plugs into the wall outlet.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:31 am
I'll check the national grid website, to see if there's been a power demand surge reported in the North.
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fresco
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:33 am
Hmm,

Its A4...recorded delivery....quite heavy.

Some literature perhaps ?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:34 am
Patience is a virtue...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:34 am
What's that buzzing noise I just heard?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:37 am
When have I ever given the impression that I am the type of woman who would receive a parcel of questionable content?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:38 am
But you *are* questioning its content aren't you?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:39 am
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:39 am
Maybe its a 'How to seduce Lord Ellpus' manual.

If its thin,it probably is.

I agree you look lovely today, very nice hair.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:45 am
The "How to seduce Lord Ellpus" Manual is available at all dubious bookshops, price - £5.

Money back if you are successful.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:52 am
Prince wrote:

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But you *are* questioning its content aren't you?


Don't be so pedantic...

(tut)
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blacksmith: Point taken... but then you would know I am the type of woman who would just go out and buy one, plonk it down on the counter and say "I'll have ten of these please, kind shop assistant, in extra-large and charge it to my account!"

matgirl, I am Woman! Don't need no manual on HOW to seduce, just a Bastard identification Handbook!
x
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:54 am
I know.

A box of frozen camel turds.
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