Steve 41oo wrote:material girl wrote:Steve 41oo wrote:No problem Snappy. Relax, its Friday and City dont play this week end. (Get stuffed on Monday by Reading though)...oops mentioned footy again.
how about footsie, got any share tips for me?
Woohoo, Reading kicks butt.
Yes how they got into the premiership is beyond me. Oops done it again, it drives Snappy Dotty.
<at this moment in time, Ellpus remans silent, as Arsenal are only one point above Watford at the bottom part of the table>
Lord Ellpus wrote:Steve 41oo wrote:material girl wrote:Steve 41oo wrote:No problem Snappy. Relax, its Friday and City dont play this week end. (Get stuffed on Monday by Reading though)...oops mentioned footy again.
how about footsie, got any share tips for me?
Woohoo, Reading kicks butt.
Yes how they got into the premiership is beyond me. Oops done it again, it drives Snappy Dotty.
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Is that a fact? I've been away gallavanting around Europe...and how are Manchester United doing perchance?
One more Brit here!
and no, I'm not on a stag weekend here in Prague, although most Brits seem to be...
Not really British, according to certain posters, because I'm a Laaahnaner (though I don't speak like that - ask the Prince or lil'k) - born there, don't ya know?
Not been to Ivy yet but Nobu is fantastic!
[zippit!] keep quiet about Arsenal [unzippit!]
I saw the other queen last night - Madonna - quite a show!
Toodlepip!
KP
Quote:1 Man Utd 3 8 9
2 Portsmouth 3 7 7
3 Aston Villa 3 3 7
4 Everton 3 3 7
5 Chelsea 3 4 6
6 West Ham 3 1 4
7 Liverpool 2 1 4
8 Bolton 3 0 4
9 Man City 3 -2 4
10 Fulham 3 -3 4
11 Wigan 2 0 3
12 Reading 3 -1 3
13 Newcastle 2 -1 3
14 Tottenham 3 -2 3
15 Charlton 3 -3 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 -4 3
17 Arsenal 2 -1 1
18 Watford 3 -2 1
19 Sheff Utd 3 -3 1
20 Blackburn 3 -5 1
The Manchester teams Wigan, Bolton and City are definately doing better than Arsenal :wink:
as are all the other London teams.
Sorry Dotty you still Snappy? Cheer up nearly time to go home eh?
Ellpus,
Just read that you're going to be in the North West this weekend...
Any chance of you 'popping in'?
x
It's just your filthy mind. 'Cos you is gay...
I havn't forgotten...
x
smorgs wrote:Ellpus,
Just read that you're going to be in the North West this weekend...
Any chance of you 'popping in'?
x
good lord ellpus, think very carefully before answering this.
You're not staying at the Underscar Manor are you anychance?
http://www.bestloved.com/hotels/hotel-underscar-manor-in-near-keswick-cumbria-the-north-england-uk.php
Its famous for my Joke. Mrs Steve remarked the wine smelled of rubber tyres. I said it was a good year.
smorgs wrote:Ellpus,
Just read that you're going to be in the North West this weekend...
Any chance of you 'popping in'?
x
Of course I'll "pop in" smorgs. Just the once? Or am I allowed a repeat visit?
Hang on a mo, I've just "popped out".
<zzzzziiiiipppp>
That's better! I was wondering where the draft was coming from.
HA! Good one!
I've no idea what the Hotel is like Steve. Apparently, it's very nice, and is a mile or so away from Alston, which is Britains highest Market town.
I've double checked the website, and it looks MARVELLOUS!
Ensuite, hot and cold running spatula service, that sort of thing.
I must remember to take my pyjamas.
D'ya know Ellpus...
I have to say it...
You are one FILTHY BUGGER!
You'll have people talking, besmirching my good name like this...
People will talk, this is an on-line community, and as such it's reflects any community - we have: twats, bastards, wankers, right wing, left wing, homophobes, funny people, sarky people, nice people, intolerant people, people having affairs, people lusting after other people, wise people, complete nutters and GOSSIPS...
x
***** = twots (but replace the o with an a)
Ah!....er......I......you see.......I didn't......erm.....
<Now....let's see....should be here somewhere.....The Ellpus guide to nude fishing....no.... How to achieve organism the Ellpus way..... no.....ah! Here it is!....The Ellpus guide to getting out of sticky situations....marvellous! ......flick....flick...Chapter one, prizing one's self free of bedsheets ....no.....Two, How to escape from handcuffs....no...
....Three, how to placate feisty women......that's it .....if you want to placate blah blah .....ah, if a woman's honour has been inadvertantly besmirched, simply write a formal letter, explaining that it was all a mistake, and that the whole thing had been misinterpreted...... righty ho!..
I'll give that a shot....>
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Dear Miss/Mrs/Ms S.Morgs,
I sincerely apologize for any confusion that may have arisen, which may have given the impression that I/we were going to indulge in rumpy involving the usage of various undisclosed kitchen implements over this coming weekend.
I would like to make it clear, that although I have agreed to "pop in" during the course of my travels in the wild hinterlands that are the North, I never meant that to mean anything other than stopping by for a cup of tea and a quick nibble on one of your hobnobs.
I hope this clears up any confusion regarding liaisons of a naughty nature.
Yours
Lord Nevan Ellpus.
PS. I've taken the liberty of ordering us a continental breakfast, as the full English breakfast seems to be far too expensive.
So Lordy's gonna be in the North this weekend eh?
He's gonna get battered ! (No, not in the chippy)
x
Well have a good time at the 'Lovelady' Ellpus.
(a more appropriately named hotel I know not)
http://www.lovelady.co.uk/welcome.htm
Ask the barmaid if they do "Double-entendres" in the "intimate cock tail-bar" she might give you one.
Have a nice weekend old bean.
Hey Ellpus, you still there or at J17 of the M25 already?
Our Dutch/Hungarian resident a2ker Nimh reports seeing an intriguing headline in a local American paper
From the Orlando Sentinal
Quote:Man Arrested After Pants Crotch Explodes
Weren't you at DisneyLand a fortnight ago?