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Sun 27 Aug, 2006 01:38 am
A New Story
by goofy2493
*by the way this story has no relation to me
Dear Diary,
I've never had a diary before. And right about now is the time I need one. I'm 3o, and I'm single in New York. Usually people want to be married by the time their 3o. I'm one of those people. My friends call me "Pretty Picky" because I haven't found "The One" yet. I don't think I'm picky first of all. I just think I have dated every single kind out there. From the liars, the cheaters, the men with commitment issues, men not sure of themselves, men that just want to have the three letter word and be done with it. But these days I'm more...how can I say it? Particular on what I want. Is that to much to ask from someone? I mean really? Is there any guy out there that can at least see that I want to be in a monogamist, committed relationship?! Anyway my name is Keegan Matthews. And that's me by the way.
Anyway, my best friends Paige and Colleen are taking me speed dating. It's no suprise at all they're gonna watch from the sidelines. Colleen is married and Paige is engaged. Wait a minute that rhymed! Ha-ha I crack myself up. Diary wish me luck.
Less Than Picky, Just Waiting
Keegan
Dear Diary,
The speed dating thing was hooooooorible!!!! Everyword that means horrible that's what it was! No guy there was on my level. I can't believe I even went! One guy had horrific breathe. I held my stomach as he talked! I felt like I wanted to fall over and die! One guy kept spitting as he talked. For a second I consider throwing my drink in his face to get even. Then there was a guy that just kept talking about himself and flipping his hair. I would consider buying some scissors man.(I rhymed again! Ha-ha) Then there was a whole bunch of other guys but those were the ones that stuck out to me the most. Paige and Colleen just kept laughing as I looked back at them. I want them to switch places with me. There not the ones that have to sit across from a guy who's breath is so bad it feels like a death sentence. Anyway diary I won't be speed dating for a while headed to lunch with Colleen and Paige.
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"What is so funny?" I said with a serious face. "Nothing, Key. Nothing alright?" Colleen said as she took her drink. "The look on your face last night." Paige started laughing really hard which made Colleen laugh as well. "What look?" I said a pretty confused. "When guy number 7 was talking you'd do this." Paige imitated the move and both of them start laughing hysterically. "Come on guys it wasn't funny." I said looking at the both of them almost fall off their seats. "Okay," Colleen says as she pulls herself together. "Okay, Paige let's just calm down." Colleen picked up her drink and took a sip from the straw. They both tried to hold a serious face and couldn't hold it any longer and started laughing. "Alright, let it go already." I said irritated. Colleen and Paige stopped joking around when they saw I was serious. "We're sorry Key," she put her hand on mine as it laid flat on the table. "We didn't mean to make fun." Colleen said looking at Paige. "Yeah. We didn't, sorry Key." she got up out of her chair and gave me a hug. Then she sat back down. "We just want to see you happy." Colleen said with a sincere tone and look. "I know you guys do. But I would appreciate it if you guys would keep the fact that I had horrible dates last night to yourselves." I said looking at both of them. "Agreed." They said in unison.
Dear Diary,
It's 11 o'clock and I'm about to go to sleep. Before I do....one more diary entry. My best friends are my rocks. Colleen has been married for three years and it kind of gives me hope. Hope that I will find the one that I would marry. Then Paige got engaged seven months ago and her wedding is a month away.
By the way this is Paige(left) and Colleen(right).
I think I already found the one. Three years ago, I stopped dating Paige's twin brother Jax. We were together for 5 years we had great relationship. Better than great...just wonderful. At the time I thought that I wanted to be single and just have fun. So I broke it off with him. Not long after, I realized that he was who I wanted to be with. When I tried to talk to him he had already moved on. And to be honest I don't say this to my friends...I regret breaking up with him to this day. Well anyway, I'm sure I'll be fine....hopefully.
A Series of Dating Chronicles Later,
Keegan
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