End of Wars

*WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ ME. I AM AFRAID THAT YOU WILL FIND IT INSCRUTABLE.*
Stop asking many questions.
Thanks.

This is the true Time and Date of a Revelation:
The Entire State of Israel went away at 9:31 a.m. G.M.T. on the 31st of May 2003.
Later on we slapped one on North Korea too.
Yes it is true that at that moment a planetary wide psychic phenomenon was initiated.
Yes. That is because I abrogated the law.
There will be no further warning ever. I decide not you.
This in life is indeed NOT some kind of orgiastic frenzy.
Indeed I was not physically blinded during this event.
We like to respect each others privacy.
This was finally achieved with a helium bomb. (This is the funniest line IMHO.)

In my opinion this is *THE NEWS TOPIC* of the day:
The entire planet has now been irradiated.
That happened by 11:30 a.m. G.M.T. on the 31st of May 2003.
The point here being that we have a uniform dose now evenly distributed around the Earth.
The epicentre area has that same amount in the air give or take the dissipating fallout cloud.
It is the nature of this particular kind of bomb:
I think you will find that it leaves a rather large hole in the ground.
This is because it is a helium bomb.
Now. Let us begin some live television reporting:
We have already seen one report from a U.S. team in a helicopter.
There are also pictures coming in from outer space ...
Maybe you could see bits of the blast crater filling up with the ocean?
There is also the matter of billions and billions of dead people.
I was indeed trying to be nice.
(That was the second funniest line.)
I can assure you that it is perfectly okay to go outside and walk around.
A helium bomb is radiationless.
Listen to the scientists ...

Welcome! This is a developing story ...
I will confirm that the orbit of the planet has now changed.
We shall shortly detonate one further device to correct the trajectory of the planet ...
.... If you are filming please stop for now while this little matter is being dealt with. Thanks!

.... Welcome again to you all.
Are we spinning helplessly out into deep, empty Space?
No.
We have slightly modified the planet's orbit.

Did you ever see the holy angels entering and leaving?
As some of us know, this is a real event.
Unfortunately those poor women are still running a mile every time they see me.
But things are definitely beginning to improve ...
Sarah who likes to do D.I.Y. met a lipreader named Nicole for the first time about half an hour ago.
And they went out to lunch.
They are already like old friends.
In the meantime I have gone up against an acting challenger.
This is an event that never occurred.
That is correct.
When the helium bomb exploded then simultaneously this event was removed from history.
Those particular aspects of this personality were forever discarded at that particular moment.
This however is exactly the same personality.
The helium bomb on the other hand was a very real occurrence.
It will do me. I'll call it quits.
You see, this is called *Changing Events*.
I have had some rather interesting dreams which we shall be discussing later on ...

13:30 p.m. G.M.T. the 31st of May 2003.
Approximately an hour ago we went past the orbit of the moon ...
If you experience rocking sensations then this is temporary and perfectly normal.
You may also hear humming noises and objects may be seen to move around the room ...
If this proves worrying then try to concentrate on something else.
Why not pay some attention to the very unusual weather phenomena we are currently experiencing?
You could look outside your window or you could listen to the television weather reporting.
Provided you are still living.
Well are you?