No I ain't and anyway, where's your head at?
Its for security purposes i must hide my face. Being the a prime leader of a secret society can get dangerous.
That's bollocks. It's cos youv'e got a stupid hair do.
Well your earing blind ppl!
Not my fault if they can't handle a bit of bling!
So damaging childrens possiblity to read is stylish to you. Ok fine.
Look I'm offering aesthetics and if their too young to appreciate that then it's their problem.