No he wasn't. He was there visiting his mother.
I never was, I was giving a talk on how not to get caught next time, surely you remember, you were in the front row.
i was there i was one of the guards, i had to taser him for not giving a more uplifting message.
You were not a guard, you were in the third row sat next to corkscrew Pete, you were expecting parole and planning a job in Vegas, did it come off 'Big Head'?
See I know your real name too.
LIES, THE EARTH MONSTER SPEAKS!.....i mean, no. That was my twin Brother (now sister) to distract the cops while i assinated my mail man. Tore the paper of my catalog i sure showed him...HAHAHA
Catalog shmatalog. You were angry because he tore the paper from your latest issue of Playboy.
No he wasn't. You were just pissed off cos you wanted to order a new shell suit out of it.
That doesn't make sense, since I already own the shell suit.
You don't own it at all, its mine, my name is printed in red on the inner cuff of the right hand sleeve.
Who cares if its your name. You obviously gave it as a gift to Shapeless.
No I did not, who told you I was Santa Claus?
The Easter Bunny and your not Santa your just a lowly elf.
Right, Big Ed, your getting nothing for Christmas now and you can throw tantrums, that is it.
First off my name is not ed, its Epi. And secondly your not the man in the red suit, you the man in the red curtain, COMMUNIST!
You make it sound as if those were two different things... but everyone knows Santa is a communist.
Don't be ridiculous, he's into Kabbalah now.
No he isn't. he's a witness, can you believe that, he didn't even see the accident.
I heard it was a hit and run! That dorthy parker is just hitting everyone these days.
Not hitting everyone! Hitting ON everyone.
Dorthy is playing the field and striking out, so in her anger she striking out ugly pedestians.
