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Mon 14 Aug, 2006 08:10 am
Ok, this game basically you make a statement that denys the statement above. Such as:
Today i won the noble prize!
No you didn't b/c i just did
You both are lieing b/c someone stole it
And so on and so forth.....Okay lets see how this turns out. Fist statement.
I have just discovered a new bread of camel when i was in Florida.
No you didn't, because when you discovered that new breed of camel you were actually in Pittsburgh.
Lies, there are no camals in pittsburg
In fact, there are only camels in Pittsburgh.
I got the carmeal bread in Ohio, i got the Camal Breed under my bed in the closet.
You must be Joe King, you can add the Pittsburgh Penguins to the list. They are a NHL joke.
Your in the National Heathen League! Shame on the, those porn penguins.
That is a terrible thing to say I know that Penguin he was driving down the road when his car starts to give him all kinds of trouble...the engine sputters, steam pours out of his hood and there's fluids pouring out on the road.
He pulls into a garage and the mechanic tells him it'll be at least a half-hour until he can even tell him what the problem is.
The penguin walks around, has a cup of coffee and then comes across an ice cream shop, where he orders a double vanilla cone, getting it all over his face. He goes back to the garage and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.
The mechanic looks up and tells him 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'
The penguin says 'No! Really, I just had an ice cream cone!'
Give the Guy a break.
HAHAHAHA.....
But after he left from getting his car fixed he was so preocupied he hit a troop of girls scouts....nothing could be sader than that, only drowning puppys, and there would have tp be alot of them.
You City slickers make me laugh. Only a Lawyer would come up with such a horrible nightmare scenario as that! The thought of those poor puppies is heartbreaking.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Answer #1: Take your foot off his head.
Answer #2: No? - Good!
You must agree with that.
Your just jelious b/c you dont get paid for putting incent ppl in jail!
Get real man! Everybody in jail is innocent.
and everyone out of jail is guilty!
Don't all of them come out, wiser and meeker men?
Wrong, they come out with tattoos and storys of the dreaded shower.
Surely that is only the case in female institutions?
have you been in ladies jail?
Only on a Sunday morning to assist with the servicing.
Don't lie... you were there to assist with the hazing.