Table of Contents:
Tips
Neopets Standard Time (NST)
Earn Extra Neopoints
Neopoints Guide
Daily Do's
Shop Restock Times
Snowager Times
Special Links
Clotzan's Shrine
Half Price Day
Give-Away Times
Wheel of Excitement
Employment Agency Times
Tombola
HTML
Avatar Guide
Negg Guide
Mushroom Guide
Game Cheats:
Poogle Solitare
Cliffhanger
Meerca Chase
Neopets Standard Time:
Neopets time may be different than the time at your home, so Click Here to find out the NST.
Earn Extra Neopoints:
Beginner Players:
1. Make an account, and get 200 NP free. Then collect your Newbie Pack and put everything in your Safety Deposit Box.
2. Create a pet, and get 150 NP free, but do not go on a pet frenzy, because, right now, you wont be able to afford more than one pet. 
3. Start a Bank Account, and deposit some or all NP made.
4. Go to the Soup Kitchen to feed your pet if you have under 2000 NP. Also getting free things like jellies and omelette are good. 
5. Start a shop for 150 NP, and when-ever you get a rare item, or something good, look up the name in the Shop Wizard and see if it is worth a good amount of NP, then put it in your shop for a little bit less then what the lowest price was, and it will sell...maybe. This is called Restocking. 
6. Play games, like Meerca Chase or Ultimate Bullseye for NP.
Advanced Players:
1. Look for good deals in the Trading Post and Auctions. 
2. Try sending a neomail to a person who has an item in their shop that you want to buy that is priced at 100,000 NP, and ask them what they want for it. If it is a good deal, then do it, but do not do anything extreme for it. 
3. Hidden Tower items are WAY to high, so do not buy it, unless you really want to. 
4. Keep restocking, on higher and MORE expensive items. 
5. Make sure you do not follow what the price is on the items information. I say this because sometimes the Neopets does not update the current prices of them. For example: Fire Faerie, they say on the information card that it is worth 767 NP, yet really it is worth well over 2000 NP.
Neopoints Guide:
Neopoints Fact #1:
When you are logged on, your Neopoints are displayed on the bottom left-hand side of your screen on the sidebar.
Neopoints Fact #2:
Sometimes, when navigating the site, you will magically find Neopoints! Finds of up to 50,000 Neopoints have been recorded! 
How To Earn Neopoints:
1,000,000 NP: Wins of over a million have been reported in the Scratch Card Game!
100,000 NP: The Neopian National Lottery Jackpot. Everyday at 4am (NST), get your ticket now! 
85,000 NP: The highest win in our Scorchy Slots game is over 85,000 Neopoints!!! 
75,000 NP: If you are extremely lucky you could win up to 75,000 on the Tyrannian game of Grarrl Keno!!! 
30,000 NP: Wins of up to 30,000 NP have been recorded in our fantastic game Dice-A-Roo.
10,000 NP: A Royal Flush in our great NeoPoker game! This is very hard to do. 
7,500 NP: The referral program can earn you over 7,500 NP, plus a whole host of other prizes.
5,000 NP: Earn THOUSANDS by playing the Neopian Stock Market!(WARNING: It costs NP to collect stock) 
3,000 NP: The Neopets Fruit Machine has some great prizes! 
1,000 NP: Send in your Neopets-related contributions to our Poem and Art Galleries. If we choose it to appear on the site, you will earn 1000 Neopoints!!! 
200 NP: Creating a User Account starts you off with 200 Neopoints! Make sure not to create multiple accounts just to gain Neopoints!
50 NP: Creating a Neopet will earn you 50 Neopoints!
30 NP: Open a bank account at the National Neopian and earn 30 Neopoints!
???: Have you found a donation at the Money Tree yet? 
Daily Do's:
1. Collect your Interest from the Bank, before you deposit NP in for that day.
2. Play Fruit Machine, and you might even win a Paint Brush.
3. Get some Omelette to feed your pet.
4. Get some Jelly to feed your pet.
5. Go to Coltzans Shrine, and your pet might get a stat boost (HP, Attack, Defense, Agility) or even an item. 
6. Play Tombola, and you could win Bottled Faeries or Codestones. 
7. In the month of December go to the Advent Calendar each day to get items and Neopoints.
8. Go to the Snowager at 6 am-7 am NST, 2 pm-3 pm NST, 10 pm-11 pm NST and you might get a random item. 
9. Go to Healing Springs when your pet is sick, or wounded. 
SHOP RESTOCK TIMES:
Totally random now. 
SNOWAGER TIMES:
6:00-7:00 am NST 
2:00-3:00 pm NST 
10:00- 11:00 pm NST 
SPECIAL LINKS:
FOOD STORE - 
http://www.neopets.com/objects.phtml?type=shop&obj_type=62 HIDDEN TOWER - 
http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/hiddentower938.phtml 
DRAIK NEST - 
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/draiknest.phtml 
FUNGUS CAVE - 
http://www.neopets.com/pirates/funguscave.phtml 
CHIA BINGO - 
http://www.neopets.com/games/chiabingo.phtml 
FOOD STORE - 
http://www.neopets.com/objects.phtml?type=shop&obj_type=62 
GRUNDOS GYM - 
http://www.neopets.com/games/grundosgym/grundosgym.phtml 
SECRET LABORATORY* - 
http://www.neopets.com/lab.phtml
*All 9 secret lab map pieces are required for the Secret Laborator. You only have to gather them ONE time though.
After you have collected all the map pieces you can "zap" one pet a day with the lab ray. The lab ray can improve or reduce pet stats. 
The lab ray can ALSO change your pet's color, species, or gender. The only way a person can get a ROBOT pet color is by the lab ray. 
COLTZANS SHRINE: 
Speed: Every fifth minute of the hour (example: 5:05) 
Defense: Every tenth minute of the hour (example: 5:10) 
Strength: Every thirty minutes of the hour (example: 5:30)
Life (Hit Points) : Every hour of the day (example: 5:00)
Level: Every two hours of the day! (example: 3:00, 5:00, 7:00 NST)
Doubloons: Every 55 seconds past the hour 
Burnt Food: 11:00 - 12:00 NST 
Half Price Day - The 3rd of each month is Half Price Day in ALL NEOPETS shops -- except the Hidden Tower. 
Give Away Times:
All times are in NST and given away at the money tree. Balthazar's Mega Faerie Giveaway Bonanza = 6 am everyday or wednesday... 
Chocolate Giveaway = 5:50 pm on Sunday 
The Wheel of Excitement - If you play the wheel of Excitement exactly on the hour (NST), 90% of the time you win 10,000 np! (not sure if this is true...) 
Employment Agency Times: 
0:00:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:10:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:20:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:30:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:40:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:50:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
Tombola:
I am currently researching if there are special giveaway times for Tombola.
HTML
Click Here for the neopets HTML guide. (It taught me all I know)
Avatar Guide:
Krawk Pirate Avatar: Visit Room 2 at the academy. 
Aisha Pirate Avatar: Visit Room 45 at the academy.
Shoyru Pirate Avatar: Visit Room 15 at the academy.
Scorchio Pirate Avatar: Visit Room 2149 at the academy.
Edna Cackle Avatar: Randomly given out as prizes in Edna's Witch Quests when you complete a few quests.
Queen Fyora Avatar: Purchase an item from the Hidden Tower.
Wheel of Excitement Avatar: Win 10,000 Neopoints on the Wheel of Excitement.
Adam Avatar: Have the same amount of Neopoints as Adam.
Werelupe Avatar: Own a Werelupe and go to its pet lookup.
Free Jhuidah: A Tabogo Potion was to be brought to Jhuidah, who at the time was trapped in a fish bowl. This avatar can no longer be obtained. (Retired)
Meridell Knight Avatar: If you participated in the Meridell side of the Meridell war, visit your userlookup.
Darigan Darkling Avatar: If you participated in the Darigan side of the Meridell war, visit your userlookup.
Saved Mystery Island Avatar: You had to have been one of the first 10,000 people to solve the Island Volcano Mystery.This avatar can no longer be obtained. (Retired)
Volcano Rewards Avatar: You must have been within the first 75 to solve the mystery plot. This avatar can no longer be obtained. (Retired)
TCG Wizard Avatar: Given out to TCG Tournament winners.This avatar can no longer be obtained. (Retired)
Dr. Sloth Avatar: Random Event.
Grey Faerie Fallen Avatar: Visit Grey Faerie's Neopedia article.
Anglepuss Angel Avatar: Visit an Angelpuss item lookup.
Soup Faerie Kind Avatar: Feed your pets until they are full, at the Soup Kitchen.
Faerie Grundo Avatar: Visit a Faerie Grundo's lookup.
Maraquan Krawk Avatar: Visit a Maraquan Krawk's lookup.
Usukicon Shop Keeper Avatar: Watch the Usukiland Advertisement.
Usukicon Usuls Avatar: Watch the Usukiland Advertisement.
Techo Master Avatar: Visit the Training School of Wisdom in the Island Trading School.
Dr. Death Avatar: Visit the page to Abandon Your Pet.
Defenders of Neopia Aisha Avatar: Go to the Defenders of Neopia game. 
Defenders of Neopia Lupe Avatar: Go to this Page in the Defenders of Neopia.
Plushie Eyrie Squawk Avatar: Go to the Neopets Chat Boards and reply to a message typing Squawk. 
Math's Nightmare Avatar: Get a score on the top 200 in Math's Nightmare.
Jhudora's Cloud Avatar: Complete level 20 or higher in Jhuadora's Cloud.
Illusen's Glade Avatar: Complete level 20 or higher in Illusen's Glade.
Better Than You Avatar: Complete a Better Than You competition.
Capara Avatar: Beat Capara in the first round of Cheat after fully completing the Cheat Tournament.
Grundo Snow Throw Avatar: Receive a high score playing Grundo Snowthrow.
Escape From Meridell Castle Avatar: Win a trophy from Escape from Meridell Castle. 
Freaked Korbat Avatar: Get in the top 50 or 100 of the high score list in Korbat's Lab (unconfirmed).
Avatar Collector Avatar: Be on the top 50 collectors of avatars.
Chocolate Avatar: Buy an item from the Chocolate Factory Shop that has a rarity of 90 or higher.
Evil Poogle Plushie Avatar: Have a Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushie (TCG) Item in your inventory and refresh your inventory
Meowclops Avatar: Add a Meowclops as a petpet for your active pet.
Anglepuss Avatar: Equip an Anglepuss to your neopet and refresh the pet reference page.
Codestones Avatar: Have all 10 codestones in your inventory. 
Mad About Orange Avatar: Hold over 8 items with the word "Orange" in their name, in your inventory. 
Pant Devil Taunt Avatar: Buy an item worth one million Neopoints from the Hidden Tower and then put it in trades. Refresh the page repeatively.
Feed Me, Hungry Skeith Avatar: Feed any item with the word 'Skeith' in to a Skeith.
Coconut JubJub Avatar: Feed a Coconut Jubjub an item with the word coconut in it.
Chokato Avatar: Have the Chokato (TCG) item in your inventory and refresh multiple times.
I'm Smelly Avatar: Have 10 different dung items in your inventory and refresh multiple times.
Jetsam Chomp Avatar: Feed a Jetsam a Pepito.
Fuzzle Boo Avatar: Buy a Blue Evil Fuzzle and play it with your pet. When at the play window, refresh over and over until you receive the avatar.
Space Faerie Avatar: Defeat the space faerie in the battledome.
Heermeedjet Avatar: Defeat Defenders of Neopia Round 8. To find the Meerca Brothers, click here and refresh a few times.
Meerouladen Avatar: Defeat Defenders of Neopia Round 8. To find the Meerca Brothers, click here and refresh a few times.
Grarrl Warrior: Equip one of the new Grarrl weapons that were realeased on Grarrl day.
Extreme Potato Counter: Receive a trophy on the game Extreme Potato Counter.
Deadly Dice Avatar: Win at Count Von Roo's Deadly Dice game.
Mystery Island Stamp Avatar: Complete the Mystery Island page of Stamp Album.
Virtupets Stamp Avatar: Complete the Virtupets page of Stamp Album.
Tyrannian Stamp Avatar: Complete the Tyrannian page of Stamp Album.
Haunted Woods Stamp Avatar: Complete the Haunted Woods page of Stamp Album.
Plushie Tycoon Avatar: Receive a trophy in Plushie Tycoon.
Black Pteri Avatar: Defeat him in the Battledome.
Zurroball Avatar: Receive a trophy in Zurroball.
Coltzan Avatar: Have him raise the HP of your Neopet. (Retired)
Harris Sleep Avatar: Equip between 24:00:00 pm and 1:00:00 am NST.(Retired)
Wand of Dark Faerie Avatar: Equip a Wand of the Dark Faerie to your neopet. (Retired)
Brain Tree Bad Day Avatar: Complete the Defenders of Neopia mission 5. (Retired)
Rainbow Faerie Avatar: Complete the Rainbow Faerie Quest. (Retired)
Kadoatie Sulk Avatar: Equip a Kaodotie petpet to your Neopet and refresh the pet reference page a few times. (Retired)
NeoPets Version 2 Avatar: Unknown
Negg Guide:
Happiness Negg:
4 points
Increases pet's happiness level
Glamour Negg:
7 points
Prize inside, also decreases pet's intelligence level 
Smiley Negg:
9 points
Increases pet's happiness level
Blue Furry Negg:
15 points
Heals 5 hit points
Sweet Heart Negg:
18 points
Treat inside.
Crystal Negg:
22 points
Heals 8 hit points
Vortex Negg:
24 points
Turns pet a basic color (red, blue, yellow or green)
Genius Negg:
24 points
Book inside, will increase pet's intelligence level
Christmas Tree Negg:
27 points
Heals 20 hit points
Bang Bang Negg:
33 points
Snowballs inside
Fireball Negg:
34 points
Battle Dome item 
Icestorm Negg:
34 points
Battle Dome item 
Spinning Negg:
36 points
Pet gets Air Shield faerie ability
Basic Power Negg: 
39 points
Increases max. defense by 1
Evil Negg:
42 points
BattleDome item
Kaleideonegg:
52 points
Random positive or negative stat change or will change pet's gender, species or color
Faerie Queen Negg:
57 points
Increases hit points by 1
Rainwater Negg:
61 points
BattleDome item 
Confusonegg:
64 points
BattleDome item that gives Physic Powers
Radioactive Negg:
66 points
Increases level of 1 randomly selected ability
Silver Knight Negg:
72 points
Increases defense by 1
Power Negg:
79 points
Increases strength
Cracked Negg:
90 points
BattleDome item
Cackling Negg:
96 points
Pet gets Shadow Health faerie ability
Plaid Negg:
108 points
Increases level of 1 ability, can also change pet to basic color (red, yellow, blue or green)
Ferocious Negg:
124 points
Increases strength by 2-4, Makes pet sick
Snegg:
126 points
Increases movement by 1-2 and strength 1-2.
Spiked Negg:
195 points
Increases hit points by 2-5 
Super Negg:
210 points
Increases level by 1, hit points by 1-3, and movement by 1-3
Cool Negg:
247 points
Increases level by 1, hit points by 1-4, movement by 
Mushroom Guide:
Bad Toadstool
This is one ugly mean toadstool. It is most probably poisonous.
It will make your pet feel bad and make it lose some hp.
Bloatershroom
Wow what a fat mushroom!
It feeds your pet.
Blood Mushroom
This mushroom eats small animals, hence its deep red blood colouration.
It feeds your pet. 
Blue Healthshroom
Vitalising and hehy - eat this mushroom to restore your pet a full hit point!
Your pet will heal 1 hit point. 
Flakyshroom
Lovely and flaky, this mushroom is very nice when fried!
It feeds your pet. 
Floatyshroom
Floatyshrooms hang in the air, they don't grow in soil at all.
It feeds your pet. 
Green Healthshroom
A souped up version of the Blue HealthShroom!
It heals your pet. 
Green Toadstool
Toadstools are usually bad for your pet...
It feeds your pet and heals it by 3 hit points. 
Level Up Shroom
This mystical mushroom is the most sought after as it will put any pet who eats it up a level!
Your pet's level will be raised by 1.
Mega Power Plusshroom
Straight from the dimension of goodness, this Mega Power Plus mushroom will do your pet a world of good!
Your pet will feel more powerful and it's level raised by 1. 
Pink Toadstool
This one does not look very tasty 

It feeds your pet. 
Poisionous Mushroom
Do not eat this mushroom, its not very nice at all!!! It will most probably give your pet a disease!
It will give your pet Neopox. 
Propellorshroom
If you throw this up in the air then it will fly away... we arent too sure what happens if you eat it.
It feeds your pet. 
Smellyshroom
Boy this one smells, most unappetising!
It feeds your pet. 
Spindly Mushrooms
Very tall, these are hard to collect because the wind usually breaks them in half.
It feeds your pet. 
Strength Shroom
What fails to kill you will make you stronger.
It will gain in strength between 1 and 3. 
Super Fast Shroom
Make your pet faster... permanently with this incredibly rare treat
! It will increase your pet's speed by 1. 
Tealshroom
What a lovely shade of teal. That will go great with my curtains 

It feeds your pet. 
Ugly Mushroom
This mushroom is depressed... nobody loves it 

It feeds your pet. 
Yellow Healthshroom
The most powerful HealthShroom on the market! This one cures your pet of any disease also!
It cures your pet of any disease and restores your pet's hp! 
Poogle Solitare:
Solution One:
29-17 26-24 33-25 18-30 31-33 33-25
6-18 13-11 10-12 27-13 8-10 1-9 16-4
3-1 1-9 28-16 21-23 24-22 7-21 21-23
10-8 8-22 22-24 24-26 13-11 26-12
12-10 17-19 5-17 16-18 19-17
Solution Two:
29-17 22-24 17-29 31-23 32-24 24-22 26-24
33-25 24-26 21-23 16-28 14-16 9-23 28-16
7-9 27-25 18-30 20-18 11-25 30-18 13-11
10-12 3-11 18-6 1-3 3-11 12-10 5-17
17-15 4-16 15-17
Cliffhanger:
3 words:
Happy gadgadsbogen day 
4 words: 
Better late than never
Meercas despise red neggs
No news is impossible 
Scorchios like hot places
Super Glue is forever
5 words:
All roads lead to neopia
Dr Frank Sloth is green 
Dung furniture stinks like dung
Keep your broken toys clean 
Koi invented the robotic fish 
Nimmos are very spiritual beings
Today is your lucky day 
6 words:
A buzz will never sting you
Be nice to Shoyrus or else 
Carrots are so expensive these days
Chia bombers are mud slinging fools 
chombies are shy and eat plants
Faeries are quite fond of reading 
Flotsams are no longer limited edition
Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes 
Garon loves an endless challenging maze
Great neopets are not always wise 
Kacheekers is a two player game 
Korbats are creatures of the night 
Moogi is a true poogle racer 
Mr black makes the best shopkeeper
Number six is on the run 
Only real card sharks play cheat
Skeiths are strong but very lazy 
The beader has a beaming smile 
The techo is a tree acrobat 
Tyrannians will eat everything and anything
7 words: 
An air of mystery surrounds the acara 
Asparagus is the food of the gods 
Chombies hate fungus balls with a passion 
Faerie food is food from the heavens 
Frolic in the snow of happy valley 
Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech 
Kauvara mixes up potions like no other 
Kyrii take special pride in their fur 
Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit 
Maybe the missing link is really missing
Most Wild Kikos Swim in Kiko Lake 
Neopian inflation is a fact of life
Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon
Poogles look the best in frozen collars 
Some neggs will bring you big disappointment 
Some neggs will bring you big neopoints 
The Cybunny is the fastest neopet ever
The Snowager sleeps most of its life
Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable
Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells
Unis just love looking at their reflection
When there is smoke there is pollution 
You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics 
8 words:
A miss is as good as a mister 
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough
A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain 
An iron rod bends while it is hot
Children should not be seen spanked or grounded 
Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed 
Do not bathe if there is no water 
Dr Death is the keeper of disowned neopets 
Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos 
Flame the Tame is a ferocious feline fireball
Have you trained your pet for the Battledome 
If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby
Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers
Keep your pet company with a neopet pet
Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine
Kougras are said to bring very good luck
Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets 
Scratch my back and I will scratch yours 
Snowbeasts love to attack grundos with mud snowballs 
The advent calendar is only open in december
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great good
The big spender is an international jet setter 
The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School 
The healing springs mends your wounds after battle 
The hidden tower is for big spenders only
The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle 
The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction 
You should try to raise your hit points 
Whack a beast and win some major points 
9 words:
An idle mind is the best way to relax
Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil monoceraptor 
Do not open a shop if you cannot smile 
Do not try to talk to a shy peophin
Enter the lair of the beast if you dare
Every neopet should have a job and a corndog 
Get three times the taste with the triple dog 
It is always better to give than to receive 
Let every zafara take care of its own tail 
Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around
Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls
Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles 
Mika and Carassa Want You To Buy Their Junk 
Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive
Plesio is the captain of the tyrannian sea division 
Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two 
Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick
Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly 
Stego is a baby stegosaurus that all neopets love
Sticks n stones are like the greatest band ever 
Take your pet to tyrammet for a fabulous time
Terror Mountain is home to the infamous Ski Lodge 
The barking of Lupes does not hurt the clouds 
The battledome is near but the way is icy 
The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible 
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia 
Treat your usul well and it will be useful 
Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family 
Your pet deserves a nice stay at the neolodge 
10 words: 
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine 
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tambourine 
All neopets can find a job at the employment agency 
Become a BattleDome master by training on the Mystery Island 
Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous 
Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy
Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy 
Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge
Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack
If you live with lupes you will learn to howl
Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall
Love your neopet but do not hug it too much 
Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails 
Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her 
Only ask of the Queen Faerie what you really need 
Please wipe your feet before you enter the Scorchio den 
Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw 
Store all of your Neopian trading cards in your neodeck
The best thing to spend on your neopet is time
The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile
The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside 
The meerca is super fast making it difficult to catch 
The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon 
There is nothing like a tall glass of slime potion
The sunken city of Maraqua has some great hidden treasures 
The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash
The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue
To know and to act are one and the same 
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth 
With the right training Tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters
Yes boy ice cream sell out all of their shows 
11 words:
A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map
Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered
Be sure to visit the Neggery for some great magical neggs 
Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles 
By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first
Count Von Roo is one of the nastier denizens of neopia 
Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten 
Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother 
Faerie poachers hang out in faerieland with their jars wide open 
Give the wheel of excitement a spin or two or three 
Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be
Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth 
If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win 
Jetsams are the meanest Neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea 
Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note
Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf
Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome 
Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun
Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle 
Space slushies are just the thing on a cold winter day 
The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of tyrannia
The Neopedia is a good place to start your Neopian Adventures 
Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of neopia 
When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it 
When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow 
When the blind lead the blind get out of the way 
You cannot wake a Bruce who is pretending to be asleep 
You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go 
You know you can create a free homepage for your pet 
You probably do not want to know what that odor is 
12 words: 
A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up
By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first 
Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau 
Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent
Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad 
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie 
Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby 
Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm 
Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy 
Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then 
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald 
Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls 
If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why
If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky
Jarbjarb likes to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak 
Krawk have been known to be as strong as full grown neopets 
Myncis love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick 
Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge 
The Grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls 
The Snow Faerie Quest is for those that can brave the cold 
The wheel of mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around 
There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master
Uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu
When an Elephante is in trouble even a Nimmo will kick him 
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on 
13 words: 
A Scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen
Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game
Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops 
Faerieland is not for pets that are afraid of heights or fluffy clouds 
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again 
If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin
If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun
It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome 
Myncis come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees 
The Neopian Hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery 
We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry 
You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink
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Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets 
You know you should never talk to Bruce even when his mouth is full 
Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions_ 
Why beg for stuff when you can make money at the wheel of excitement 
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Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry 
The beast that lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all visitors with a sharp smile
The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky 
You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior
Meerca Chase:
There were a lot of "cheats" to help you in this game. There was a Super Hard Mode and then this Crazy Opposite Mode.
To my knowledge, both of these secrets are gone. One stupid secret is in the location of the Super Hard Mode. Its in the top right corner. 
If you press the invisible button, a new cursor will appear. It doesn't do anything else.
Another stupid secret is that for only one time can you go foward then turn completely around. 
When starting a game as the Meerca heads up, simply hit down. 
This has no purpose except if you wanna turn around it's a faster way then pressing left/right then down.