There was a poem contest between a Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination, Tim-buk-tu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a' huntin' we went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Tim-buk-tu.
huh....well if i was here i would have stayed
horsefarm wrote:I did stay...huh....well if i was here i would have stayed
angel1234 wrote:horsefarm wrote:I did stay...huh....well if i was here i would have stayed
you didn't stay the first time; nobody did. jeez left and everybody else went too
you stayed when it was time for dinner and tv
angel1234 wrote:horsefarm wrote:I did stay...huh....well if i was here i would have stayed
you didn't stay the first time; nobody did. jeez left and everybody else went too
you stayed when it was time for dinner and tv
morgansmama wrote:I didnt realize then. I would have hung in here with ya. Sorryangel1234 wrote:horsefarm wrote:I did stay...huh....well if i was here i would have stayed
you didn't stay the first time; nobody did. jeez left and everybody else went too
you stayed when it was time for dinner and tv
i'm so confused!
toots3928 wrote:whats new ?i'm so confused!
horsefarm wrote:toots3928 wrote:whats new ?i'm so confused!
screw u horse!!!!
