There was a poem contest between a Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination, Tim-buk-tu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a' huntin' we went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Tim-buk-tu.