Hi toots!
Coon, now you did it, jeez is going to be all over you
tryingtohelp wrote:Hi toots!
Coon, now you did it, jeez is going to be all over you
Yea look how skeeeeerd i am....
Hey mama, hows your girlfriend?
She's fine..she's at work until 7pm
TURKEY
I am a big, fat turkey
You can't have my head.
I'll sit with you at dinner.
We'll eat a duck instead!
Oh, I'm glad I'm not a turkey
A turkey, a turkey
Oh, I'm glad I'm not a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day
They'll stuff you and baste you
And then they will taste you.
Oh, I'm glad I'm not a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day
mama, you have 797 posts. I think Boeing should name their next plane after you
tryingtohelp wrote:Hi toots!
Coon, now you did it, jeez is going to be all over you
Hey i know what jeez can be for holloween. Put on a garbage bag and go as white trash...
Or i could black the eye and put a P on the front of the shirt and then could be a Blackeyed Pea..... O h i crack myself up.
Let's talk turkey!
What a walk it's got!
Strut about, strut about,
Do the turkey trot!
Let's talk turkey,
What a shaky wobble!
Strut about, strut about,
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
I just seen a customer and i could not believe my eyes. She had enough powder on to make a biscuit..... roflmao.
Ya'll have a good one.
Take care everyone and thanks for all of the good jokes
it's deffinitly helped me to lighten up my day!
You to Jeez, Greed is one of the seven deadly sins. Not to mention acting like a complete and utter moron. You really do thrive on trying to get under other peoples skin.
Does everyone on here just have more class than you?
So much for trying to have a good repore with others,
pretty hard to do when we all can look back at your posts, and see that your just running for head BIOTCH,
wheather you you be a heshe or a shehe!
A bit long but you ladies will enjoy!
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see..........where did I put the useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
coondog wrote:tryingtohelp wrote:Hi toots!
Coon, now you did it, jeez is going to be all over you
Hey i know what jeez can be for holloween. Put on a garbage bag and go as white trash...
Good morning!
I'm here, and I'm watching all of you talk bad about me. If I was a horse, I'd probably be happy about. Actually, I've already had a few good laughs! The Texas trailer one was really funny.
You know, I've posted hints for #32 twice now, but I have never gotten a single answer to any of my questions.
I don't need no garbage bag. I just go as myself, and I'm proud of it!
Well that is what you do with trash, you bag it...
Morning creepy.
Bout time you draged you head from your tail just to say hello.
:wink:
