Sorry for rantin n raving.
I apolojize for clogging up the last few posts.
To Mrs,kitty I was serious about helping you with your endevor for non profit status.
morning lightning (and everyone else who might be interested in a good old fashioned "hello"!!)
Hope everyone is having a lovely day so far!!
~ved
What the hay is going on around here?
good morning all!
mama, bigred, vedder, jrtaz and whoever is on, except jeez.
Hey jeez, I was only taking my answers from historical sites, govt. related or sites put on by the place in question. I did come across that post you quoted, but I could not find that information anywhere else on a reliable site. The one you are talking about, if I remember right, was from someone who was writing about their travels. Do you have that information from a historical site or govt. related one? I wasn't trying to mislead anyone. I have nothing to gain from that.
If I had to choose between a million $$$$ or my dog, it would be my dog.
I wouldn't sell her for 100 million. Even money is not as important than her.
A girl from Idaho and a girl from the east coast were seated side by
side on an airplane. The girl from Idaho, being friendly and all, said,
"So, where ya from?"
The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to
use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from Idaho sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:
"So, where ya from, b*tch?"
That's what us gals from Idaho would do too. Thats what makes it so darn funny LOL
JRTAZ123 wrote:A girl from Idaho and a girl from the east coast were seated side by
side on an airplane. The girl from Idaho, being friendly and all, said,
"So, where ya from?"
The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to
use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from Idaho sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:
"So, where ya from, b*tch?"
That's what us gals from Idaho would do too. Thats what makes it so darn funny LOL
Being in the south, I've heard this one a lot, but it's always a northern girl and a southern girl..Still hilarious though.
Do you guys know the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
Well being from Idaho born and raised I know this is what I would say. SO it is really funny cuz I would do it I really would.
So funny. And at times we need a joke to keep us going and lighten up the mood of the game.
morgansmama wrote:Do you guys know the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time......"
Okay and the sothern one?
morgansmama wrote:morgansmama wrote:Do you guys know the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time......"
A southern fairy tale begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s*&t....."
What about the difference bewteen a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce?
morgansmama wrote:What about the difference bewteen a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce?
Either way, somebody loses a trailer.
morgansmama wrote:morgansmama wrote:What about the difference bewteen a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce?
Either way, somebody loses a trailer.
First time I heard that one. It made me laugh
Hi Everyone,
We should all sing this on Thanksgiving!
Alburquerque, he's my turkey,
And he's feathered and hes fine.
And he wobbles, and he gobbles,
And I'm awfully glad he's mine.
He's the best pet you can ever get.
Better than a dog or cat.
Albuquerque, he's my turkey,
And I'm awfully glad of that.
Albuquerque, he's my turkey,
he's so cozy in his bed.
Because for our Thanksgiving Dinner
We had scrambled eggs instead!
CANYONSPENCE wrote:Hi Everyone,
We should all sing this on Thanksgiving!
Alburquerque, he's my turkey,
And he's feathered and hes fine.
And he wobbles, and he gobbles,
And I'm awfully glad he's mine.
He's the best pet you can ever get.
Better than a dog or cat.
Albuquerque, he's my turkey,
And I'm awfully glad of that.
Albuquerque, he's my turkey,
he's so cozy in his bed.
Because for our Thanksgiving Dinner
We had scrambled eggs instead!
That was cute, except for the dog part
just joking
Here's one. 3 ladies go on vacation in different places and when they all returned they ask each other where they went. The first lady say's i went to californ IA and over there they have men who be with other men. O h my say's the other ladies what do they call themselves, she said they call themselves gay. The next lady say's i went to Flordia and over there they have women who be with other women, and the other 2 say what do they call themselves, she said they call themselves lesbians. 3rd lady say's well i went to texas and over there they have men who go down on women. My my say's the other 2 what do they call themselves, she say' s i dont know but when he finished i called him precious...
This one takes a few minutes but it made for a good laugh.
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