I'd rather poke my eye out than....

@Mame,

I'd rather poke out my eye than watch The Godfather all the way through.

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@edgarblythe,

I'd rather poke my eye out than be a politician.

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@Mame,

I'd rather poke my eye out than listen to that hideous voice in the beginning of Wipeout.

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@edgarblythe,

Seems it's just you and me, and that's just fine Smile

I'd rather poke my eye out than try to make another quilt (result: a lot like my singing)

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@Mame,

And I'd rather poke my eye out than suck on a fish head which I was offered in Greece and told was the best part of the fish, ewwww gross.

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I'd rather poke my eye out than eat a crawfish

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In missed this before. I'll be back when I can be less mean about what I would rather not do' heh heh heh heh heh heh

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@glitterbag,

I'd rather poke my eye out rather than try on bathing suits! Oh yeah.

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@Mame,

or go on a first, second, or third date where I feel I'd have to put out.

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I'd rather poke my eye out than be reincarnated as a dung beetle.

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@Mame,

I'm 80 and the wife is 78, the other day she bought a three piece bikini. Top and bottom for her and a blind fold for me, now I'd rather poke my eye out rather that remove the blind fold.

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@edgarblythe,

I'd rather poke my eye out than join an OAN cult.

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@glitterbag,

what is an OAN cult?

I'd rather poke my out than eat a cockroach.

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I’d rather poke my eye out then listen to Cuomo explain why his being so “handsy” is due to him being Italian.

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I'd rather poke my eye out than face the next and the next and the next pandemic waves.

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@edgarblythe,

I'd rather poke my eye out than eat a runny-whited egg, raw oyster, or lima bean.

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@Mame,

When I was young we used to fry eggs in Crisco into crisp doilies while keeping the yolk runny. I loved those. I would try that today for nostalgia's sake, except it's harder to do without the Crisco. In fact I loved Crisco cooking. The donuts of the time were about twice the size of the ones we get now. The glazed ones were so good, with the grease running down your wrist -

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

The glazed ones were so good, with the grease running down your wrist -

Sorry, but that sounds disgusting... had to be there, I guess

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@Mame,

You had to be a dirt poor hungry kid.

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