Sorry, Try, was that "count" or "court"?
I'd rather poke my eye out than dismiss all possibilities of a romantic interlude with a fluffy sheep. However, Dingo's are outta the question!
I'd rather poke my eye out than be witness to the above statement.
I'd rather poke my eye out than have witnesses to my previous statement
IWRPMEO than stay up playing this daft game with you nutters.
I'd rather poke my eye out rather than see you forget your cranky medication again Spendius!
I'd rather poke my eye out than give credence to inservility
I'd rather poke my eye out than replace the thrust bearings in a Massey Ferguson tractor with crop spraying attachments.
I'd rather poke my eye out than be forced to disagree with that statement, the clutch plate is darned annoying
I'd rather poke my eye out than play mechanic at any time.
I'd rather poke my eye out than play Doctors and Nurses
I'd rather poke my eye out than read my husband's manuscript on Thermodynamic Modelling of Magmatic Processes.
I'd rather poke my eye out than miss a chance to study the: THERMODYNAMICS OF NATURAL PROCESSES, THERMODYNAMIC PROPERTIES OF MINERALS AND MINERALFORMING SUBSTANCES
If the major objectives are: experimental determination and theoretical evaluation of the thermodynamic properties (heat capacity, entropy, enthalpy, thermoelastic properties) of the key rockforming compounds, solid solutions and melts; development of computer thermodynamic databases and complex of programs, which are necessary for computer modelling of chemical equilibria and phase relationships in the mineral multisystems as a function of temperature, pressure, composition, oxygen fugacity. If all the data acquired is run through theoretical assessment for internal consistency. The databases will be useful in a variety of academic and industrial applications. Theoretical calculations provide predictions of physico-chemical and seismic properties in complex multicomponent systems, including cosmochemical, hydrothermal and magmatic systems as well as planetary interiors.
I would rather poke my eye out than have to proof read the preceding post for spelling mistakes (using only a dictionary).
IWRPMEO than have failed to Major in irony.
I'd rather poke my eye out than remember: There are four major types of irony: verbal, dramatic, situational, and cosmic.
In general, irony involves a contradiction between appearance and reality. In literature, irony is a deliberate gap between the language used and what is being discussed. Irony results when there is a difference in point of view between a character and the narrator or reader.
I'd rather poke my eye out than be covered in pus.
I'd rather poke my eye out than laugh when I see a Slinkie tumble down the stairs.
IWRPMEO than poke both of them out.