I'd rather poke my eye out than get involved in this stupidity!
You're so quick on the uptake!!
I'd rather poke my eye out than.... be captured by man-eating natives who have a preference for white meat in some mosquito-infested, brack-water jungle where poisonous snakes and warring tribes abound.
I'd rather poke my eye out than visit Canada, if the natives are that unfriendly
I'd rpmeo than eat a scabby donkey.
I'd rather poke my eye out than eat a British meal.
Cheeky bugger!!!

Canadians, huh, don't know a decent meal when you throw it at 'em.
Sorry, but we sure do - the best thing about British food is the ethnic variety!!
I don't believe this.
Polar bear and seal for a diet and she's calling British Grub. Have you never tried 'black pudding' Mame?
I'd rather poke my eye out than eat black pudding.
I'd rather poke my eye out than poke fun at a Canadian
too right - we might hit you with a beaver pelt or a hockey stick
I'd rather poke my eye out than get a hockey stick in the face. (I will have to think on the Beaver pelt)
I'd rpmeo that do acronyms chosen by the Awkward Squad.
I'd rather poke my eye out than eat a live Haggis
I'd rather poke my eye out than eat pig testicles.
I'd rather poke my eye out than put a Jumbuck in my tucker-bag.
Id rather poke my eye out than not change my life within the next year.
I'd rather poke my eye out than count all the sheep in NZ