Quote:The good news for the Pentagon yesterday was that its investigators had finally unearthed evidence of weapons of mass destruction, including 100 vials of anthrax and other dangerous bacteria. The bad news was that the stash was found, not in Iraq, but fewer than 50 miles from Washington, near Fort Detrick in the Maryland countryside.
I knew it! Please stand by as we Europeans prepare our UN-illegal shock and awe campaign against Washington, D.C. It's high time to bring regime change to your country anyway. The only minor annoyance is that only few government buildings will be left standing after we're done. But a liberator's gotta do what a liberator's gotta do, right?
PS: Any ideas as to what would be a good place to detain the current regime without due process? St. Helena maybe? I kind of like the Napoleon analogy.