Do unicorns get worms?

Just the sprig.

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Say, bunbun, why the sudden interest in unique-orns?

Didja have a bad dreamie?

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Nah....I am just so depressed by Iraq and Lebanon and the Middle East generally and everything else that is going on that is horrible, so I figured I would introduce a little harmless silliness....

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Well Deb. you've done a marvellous job.

Multiple pages of posts without anyone ripping someone else's head off.

Pretty good, nowadays.

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dlowan wrote:

Nah....I am just so depressed by Iraq and Lebanon and the Middle East generally and everything else that is going on that is horrible, so I figured I would introduce a little harmless silliness....

Speaking of Iraq and Lebanon and the Middle East...

...Ellpus is a poo-head.

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dlowan wrote:

Do unicorns get worms?

I sure hope so -- worms are their only source of food.

My little cousin asked me a similar, but much tougher question 10 years ago: "How do Mermaids pee?" I still haven't found a good answer.

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I don't know how they pee, but I'm pretty sure they can breastfeed.

PD.....I will turn the other cheek, out of respect for the rabbit.

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Thomas wrote:

dlowan wrote:
Do unicorns get worms?

I sure hope so -- worms are their only source of food.

My little cousin asked me a similar, but much tougher question 10 years ago: "How do Mermaids pee?" I still haven't found a good answer.

They keep their "arrangements" under a special little flap...fore and aft.....which they can move aside at will.

The clitoris, vagina and wee wee hole are fore....the other is aft.

But you are so wrong about the worms.

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

I don't know how they pee, but I'm pretty sure they can breastfeed.

PD.....I will turn the other cheek, out of respect for the rabbit.

I expected as much, and so took advantage of your natural chivalry to launch my verbal assault, as 'twere. 'Twas. 'Twhat end I dunno (though that hole, in spite of the bunny's claims, is more midship than fore).

And so, m'lord, I take my leave.

You dingelberry!

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patiodog wrote:

Lord Ellpus wrote:
I don't know how they pee, but I'm pretty sure they can breastfeed.

PD.....I will turn the other cheek, out of respect for the rabbit.

I expected as much, and so took advantage of your natural chivalry to launch my verbal assault, as 'twere. 'Twas. 'Twhat end I dunno (though that hole, in spite of the bunny's claims, is more midship than fore).

And so, m'lord, I take my leave.

You dingelberry!

How could it be "midship"?

It's have to be in her nether fins!

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patiodog wrote:

Just the sprig.

Hab you god a cod?

Poor Puppy!

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No. Ids summer. I god a hod.

What about gryphons? Do you suppose gryphons get tapeworms? Surely they're not browsers.

But you know what? Internet Explorer is a browser, and sometimes it gets bugs. I think there may be a flaw in the logic back there a ways.

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I would think Gryphons would DEFINITELY get worms...they are predators, from the look of that head....would make great tertiary hosts.

http://www.itpremium.com/portfolio/2dgraphics/gryphon.jpg

Oddly, the reproductive method seems to follow the head, not the body:

(If that image does not show, it is of a gryphon guarding its eggs.)

http://www.theocracyofthepale.com/images/gryphon.jpg

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You assume those eggs originated in the gryphon. Perhaps the critter is just guarding his easter basket. Or he's going to make up a big straw omelet.

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Those are gryphon-sized eggs......Occom's Razor operates here, methinks, oh Patioquibbler.

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Right you are, in your lapine wisdom pertaining to matters fecund.

Who sits on 'em?

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Ok, back to the unicorns...

If you were at a party, dlowan, and a fairly good looking unicorn approached you, drink in hand, and told you that you had beautiful eyes, would you begin to disrobe?

I've always wondered about that.

Dunno about dlowan - but I would! Instantly! Just in case.....

I'm a sucker.............

<woops> Embarrassed

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I would fall for the gryphon over the unicorn any day!

I keep wondering - do unicorn worms have big long pointy horns?

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patiodog wrote:

Right you are, in your lapine wisdom pertaining to matters fecund.

Who sits on 'em?

Both parents...the birdy bits, I suspect.

margo wrote:

gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Ok, back to the unicorns...

If you were at a party, dlowan, and a fairly good looking unicorn approached you, drink in hand, and told you that you had beautiful eyes, would you begin to disrobe?

I've always wondered about that.

Dunno about dlowan - but I would! Instantly! Just in case.....

I'm a sucker.............

<woops>

Sucker? Hmmmm......mebbe just horny....

littlek wrote:

I would fall for the gryphon over the unicorn any day!

I keep wondering - do unicorn worms have big long pointy horns?

I doubt it. Our worms aren't bipedal with hairy heads and private bits, for example.

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They aren't? Why not? Your unicorns are cloven-hooved and sport lions tails.

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