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Do unicorns get worms?

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:17 am
Blessed are the meek unicorns for they shall inherit the whole can of worms.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:22 am
Francis wrote:
Yesterday I was ten meters away from that unicorn shown in the first tapestry.

Today I asked if it got worms (or other parasites for that matter) and they told me NO.

Each tapestry is connected with one sense, the one shown above is the sense of vision.

Licornes



I do not believe that TAPESTRY creatures of any kind are prone to the ills that flesh is heir to...the Lady, for example, has not aged...the predators have not grasped the prey....


I do not consider the staff of a museum to be experts in the internal workings of living unicorns.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:24 am
dyslexia wrote:
Blessed are the meek unicorns for they shall inherit the whole can of worms.


Meek? I do not think they are known for meekness. I do not think the meek generally have deadly horns, do they?
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:42 am
dlowan wrote:
Er.....not sure which you mean...there are certainly rabbits in the background of the Unicorn Tapestries.


Er...that's what I meant rabbit.

Asking if they were your relatives. I suppose that fell flat.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:43 am
dlowan wrote:
I do not consider the staff of a museum to be experts in the internal workings of living unicorns.


Pffffttt! I was talking about tapestries...

I know plenty of living unicorns, they sometimes have worms...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:53 am
Chai Tea wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Er.....not sure which you mean...there are certainly rabbits in the background of the Unicorn Tapestries.


Er...that's what I meant rabbit.

Asking if they were your relatives. I suppose that fell flat.


Not at all...I am playing this entire thread deadpan.


Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I do not consider the staff of a museum to be experts in the internal workings of living unicorns.


Pffffttt! I was talking about tapestries...

I know plenty of living unicorns, they sometimes have worms...



Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I do not consider the staff of a museum to be experts in the internal workings of living unicorns.


Pffffttt! I was talking about tapestries...

I know plenty of living unicorns, they sometimes have worms...



No need to fart at me Mr Francis.

I am pleased that some information about the inner unicorn is finally forthcoming.


Will you please post some photos of you with your unicorn friends?
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 07:59 am
dlowan wrote:
No need to fart at me Mr Francis.


My excellent internal condition prevents me to do such...


dlowan wrote:
Will you please post some photos of you with your unicorn friends?


Never...
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 01:17 pm
Worms or wyrms?

As immortals, unicorns are not food for worms.

The E. Scarborough unicorn is reputed to have clawed feet and little sense of humor. http://snipurl.com/index.php
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 02:31 pm
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
No need to fart at me Mr Francis.


My excellent internal condition prevents me to do such...


dlowan wrote:
Will you please post some photos of you with your unicorn friends?


Never...


Contrariwise, farting is a sign of good internal health.


Why no photos?


I begin to doubt your word on unicorns and worms.


Noddy....Francis says they DO have worms.


It will be fun watching you two fight this out.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 02:39 pm
dlowan wrote:
Contrariwise, farting is a sign of good internal health.


Allow me to desagree. Fermentation of fecal matters is NOT a sign of good internal health. Neither is aerophagia...


I'll expand later on the highly interesting topic of unicorn's worms...
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 02:49 pm
I've spoken my piece.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 06:23 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
I've spoken my piece.



A tad too succinctly.
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 06:54 pm
Re: Do unicorns get worms?
dlowan wrote:


Are their horns deciduous, or permanent?


I cannot answer the first questions. This one, I do.

As you know, unicorns live on the remote limits of Ethiopia. They are very shy. The moment they are spotted by a human being, they flee, leaving their horn on the ground.

Unicorn horns flourish on the ground. The flower of the horn of the unicorn is a very powerful, yet poisonous, food.

If you damp the flower of the unicorn into milk, and bite it, you become a statue, reversing the Pigmaleon myth.

According to a story, Juan Emar, a Chilean author, travelled to the remote limits of Ethiopia, saw a few unicorns and made himself clearly visible to the shy creatures, collected several unicorn flowers and travelled to Mexico. He visited an alchemist friend -an old Cuban-, for Emar wanted to create the reverse spell, and make the statue of Diana the Huntress a live woman. But the Cuban had other thoughts in mind.

The Cuban, Desiderio Longotoma, contacted a friend of a friend of mine, a cinema student, and they decided to use the flower the old-fashioned way, and convert young women into statues, for pleasure and money (oddly enough, the old lady who modelled for the original statue of Diana the Huntress was a neighbor of this cinema student).

I won't tell you the end of the story, for it is quite tragic, but I will, somehow. Emar murdered Longotoma and was last seen in a bycicle, carrying a statue of a young girl. He had become totally mad. My friend survived and made money with the snuff films made by the cinema student.

That's the synopsis of a long short-story I wrote during the seventies.

My conclussive answer to your query: the horns are deciduous.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 08:15 pm
Fascinating, Fbaezar.....however, spacious and intriguing as it is, I am not sure that the inner furnishings of your seventies mind provided absolute proof of the permanence or impernanence of unicorn horns.

Do you think it possible that only Ethiopian unicorns' horns have those odd properties? (For unicorns have most certainly existed outside of Ethiopia.)

The milk thing is very odd...thus combining priapic icons with motherhood, breasts, fecundity...and, perforce, in the case of unicorns, virginity.


No wonder the only answer to such an unconscious existential dilemma was dissociation, (statuehood, in your story).........I wonder how you would write such a story today?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 08:26 pm
I thought unicorns were browsers, feeding off the lower shrub layer rather than the grass layer (which is where worm eggs are).

I could be wrong though, Its been know to happen.

Hagrid looks after the Unicorns in the forbidden forest. Why dont you ask him?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 08:29 pm
dadpad wrote:
I thought unicorns were browsers, feeding off the lower shrub layer rather than the grass layer (which is where worm eggs are).

I could be wrong though, Its been know to happen.

Hagrid looks after the Unicorns in the forbidden forest. Why dont you ask him?


Well, because as far as I know, he is a fictional character in a book.


Also, in what sense does he "look after" them? I think he tried to hunt something that was killing them......but ido not recall him doing anything for them.


Shrub layer, you think? Hmmmmmmm...........


No worms there, you believe?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 08:52 pm
You mean....... "Philosiphers stone" WASNT a doco Shocked

Definitly no worms in the shrub layer.

Im pretty sure unicorns are shrub browsers. Lots of the countries unicorns are supposed to inhabit are lacking in grass layer fodder. Some shrubs contain phytotoxins that would be deadly to worms, alpha pinene, beta pinene, limoneneand safrole are all toxic to parasites.

Only Naked Virgins can catch unicorns. And if you pretend to be a virgin they tear you apart.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 08:58 pm
dadpad wrote:
You mean....... "Philosiphers stone" WASNT a doco Shocked

Definitly no worms in the shrub layer.

Im pretty sure unicorns are shrub browsers. Lots of the countries unicorns are supposed to inhabit are lacking in grass layer fodder. Some shrubs contain phytotoxins that would be deadly to worms, alpha pinene, beta pinene, limoneneand safrole are all toxic to parasites.

Only Naked Virgins can catch unicorns. And if you pretend to be a virgin they tear you apart.



You say no worms in the shrub layer with such confidence...thing is, only their EGGS would need to be in the shrub layer...and caterpillars, which DO eat the leaves of shrubs directly, survive there very well. I really do not think you can be correct.


Do you know of anyone who would, these days, PRETEND to be a virgin?


I believe virginity is quite UN de rigeur in most western countries at present (excluding fundamentalist deists, of course).
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 09:19 pm
applesauce
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 09:22 pm
Gargamel wrote:
applesauce



Isn't that an insult from The Wind in the Willows?


I do not believe there were any unicorns there.


You been drinking the funny Koolaid, Gargamel?
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