Do unicorns get worms?

They all seem to be dickless.... how do they breed? Is that part of the magic?

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In what, prithee, do they hold thr emery board?

It's mounted in the kitchen.

Like Jessica Lange in "The Postman Always Rings Twice."

now you're just tryng to hurt my feelings

Bear is drunk, dlowan. Leave him alone.

Damn Aussie bitch, picking on the impaired Americans like that.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, dlowan, but I get quite protective of the Bear when he is under the influence.

Women have been known to take advantage of the poor bastard when he resides in such a state.

and back to the wormless shrubs.

Why in god name do you think the knights who say NEE! wanted a shrubbery.
Obviouse isnt it, they wanted to feed their unicorn.

Somewhere i read unicorn horn powder is quite poisonouse. Perhaps unicorns lick each others horns whilst still in situ and the low level of toxins ingested takes care of the worms that they dont get from the shrubs.

Only a suggestion of course..............

Perhaps unicorns lick each others horns whilst still in situ and the low level of toxins ingested takes care of the worms that they dont get from the shrubs.

I bought a bottle of Unicorn Tequila and there was a worm on the bottom.

Has anyone tried Unicorn Tequila? Quite good. The bottle has a snow-white unicorn standing on its hind legs and waving its front legs in the air and in the background you can see two swarthy Mexicans dudes sitting on a riverbank with their sombreros pulled down and their fishing lines in the water.

It is more acidic tasting than most tequila and delivers one hell of a kick. (no pun intended)

But I haven't seen the stuff in the liquor stores recently and until this thread came along I had forgotten about it.

You are a wise man, patiodog. It is no wonder that I chose you as a mentor.

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I bought a bottle of Unicorn Tequila and there was a worm on the bottom.

Has anyone tried Unicorn Tequila? Quite good. The bottle has a snow-white unicorn standing on its hind legs and waving its front legs in the air and in the background you can see two swarthy Mexicans dudes sitting on a riverbank with their sombreros pulled down and their fishing lines in the water.

It is more acidic tasting than most tequila and delivers one hell of a kick. (no pun intended)

But I haven't seen the stuff in the liquor stores recently and until this thread came along I had forgotten about it.

That was a Ferrari gas tank, silly...

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

You are a wise man, patiodog. It is no wonder that I chose you as a mentor.

do you ever get that mentor-fresh feeling?

I'm the minty one, bunny. He said so himself.

(Though I am shocked, appalled, and not a little honored at the notion.)