Do unicorns get worms?

There are NO parasitic worms in the shrub layer you obtuse ball of fluff!
caterpillars are not parasitic worms they are......catterpillars.

I have known several Virgins,..........but not for long.

Here's my proof, written in the original Old Norse. I feel it loses something in translation.

Jag ska börja med att be om ursäkt att jag inte hunnit rätta era uppgifter från förra veckan: Ursäkta! Livet hann ifatt.. Allt kommer dock bli rättat under den här veckan, bara så ni vet.

Hoppas ni mår bra och att ni känner er glada med att läsa och pyssla med svenskan. Kom ihåg att ju mer ni tar möjligheten att prata och läsa svenska, desto bättre!

The man offers proof. You quibble.

By the way dragons dont get worms either.

Blackbirds get worms.

So, a unicorn might have unnatural relations with a robin or a blackbird -- or, better still, a blackbird named Robin -- and thereby contract a burden of worms.

The worms, finding themselves inside an unfamiliar host, might lose their way in their migrations, as worms are wont to do, and cause horrible injury to the brain of the unicorn.

This would lead to all sorts of untoward behavior, including the lifting of dresses of maids and madames with its one true corn.

As unicorns are much beloved by innocent young girls (the sort who still wear dresses in this jaded age) it may be safely concluded that this does not occur on a regular basis, and that unicorns are not having relations with small birds.

Neither do they with Patiodogs, who seems not very innocent...

Very innocent indeed. Just not not guilty.








As to a question that has not been addressed -- unicorns do not require hoof-trims. Or, rather, they do not require assistance in trimming their hooves, having been the first to invent and use the Emery board.* They still are able to maintain a secluded and relatively comfortable existence from the earnings that came from the patent on said device. Unicorns are very frugal, and pinch pennies with their cloven hooves.




*Invention is popularly credited to one Wemery U. Nikorn. There was a typographical error in the patent application, and subsequent test-market research indicated that the public, by-and-large, preferred their abrasion sans W.

So, patiodog comes down on the cloven hoof side.

<sigh>

I bought a bottle of Unicorn Tequila and there was a worm on the bottom.

Has anyone tried Unicorn Tequila? Quite good. The bottle has a snow-white unicorn standing on its hind legs and waving its front legs in the air and in the background you can see two swarthy Mexicans dudes sitting on a riverbank with their sombreros pulled down and their fishing lines in the water.

It is more acidic tasting than most tequila and delivers one hell of a kick. (no pun intended)

But I haven't seen the stuff in the liquor stores recently and until this thread came along I had forgotten about it.

In what, prithee, do they hold thr emery board?