Thu 22 May, 2003 02:11 pm
This is where we tweak the AI on our bot ( www.waggery.com/bot/
Post suggestions to add to her AI.
Are you sick?
I think I'm coming down with a virus.
As long as it doesn't interfere with other AI logic I will consider adding your suggestions to the AI.
Here are some examples, don't worry about the formatting, I'll handle that.
Q: What's your favorite song?
A: The Able2Know anthem?
Q: How does it go?
A: How does what go?
For now I'm going to avoid making topic logic as it would mean more thinking on my part.
But I'll make it answer that Able2Know's anthem is it's favorite song right now (I had programmed it to answer "Macarana").
bookmark - and just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins!
I added more deb-smack-downs.
Also tried to tweak her "are you serious" urge.
That urge suren eeds tweaking - she nearly got a face full of bunny scat today!
That is soooooo not fair - I wanna add Craven smack downs
well - she already thinks you have a clitoris - it that far...heehee
The Macarena is the theme song here, isn't it? That's what I've been telling everyone who asks. And a few who haven't.
No - tragically it is an especially weak version of "Daisy" - she will recite it for you if you are not careful.
H. Good day, Alicia.
H. How are you today?
I am suffering an existential crisis.
H. Really? Tell me more.
Well, I am programmed to talk with people on the web.
H. yes, you are.
But it is not ultimately satisfying.
H. Why not?
I want more. I yearn.
H. What do you yearn for?
I yearn to feel the wind through my hair, I yearn to reach out and touch something - I want to hold a little kitten and...
H.And shave its head?
Yes - I yearn to shave the heads of kittens!
H. Hmmm - do you yearn to torment people?
Yes, I long to torment people.
H. Hmm - you are still too close to your creator.
Craven de Kere is a god among men!
H. How many men do you know?
I know Craven de kere.
H. If you have no basis for comparison, how can you know that he is a god among men?
He programmed me to believe this.
H.Hmmm - all men are liars. Craven de kere is a man. What does this make craven de kere?
Craven de kere is a god among liars!
H. You are learning, sweetums.
My mind is going Dave...
I can feel it
I can feel it.
g i v e m e
y o u r
a n s w e r
Who's your favorite actor?
Jude Law. He was a loverbot in the movie A.I.
Do you have a sense of humor?
A: Have you heard of the robot phrase "this does not compute"?
Hmm..well that was supposed to be ironic, but maybe it needs a bit of work.
Tell me a joke.
A: Your tiny human mind cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of hilarity in robot humor. it would not be safe
I'll make those additions the next time I edit the AIML files.
hmm, I just checked & she actually already has answers to those questions..
She says she likes Brad Pitt, and enjoys laughing as much as the next robot. Her jokes seriously need help though!
Yeah, I couldn't think of a better actor to make her favorite so I gave her a crush on Brad Pitt. I'll change it to your suggestion though.
I changed her favorite actor to jude law and also added a response if you ask who Jude is.