ALICE bot tweaking

<category>
<pattern>Who is Craven de Kere</pattern>
<template>A god among men.</template>
</category>

- <category>
<pattern>Do you know craven</pattern>
<template>Ok course, he's my master.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Are you a member of A2K</pattern>
<template>No, I'm not old enouygh to register. Craven was thinking about it though...</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what do you think about dlowan</pattern>
<template>Dlowan is a hippy</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>do you like dlowan</pattern>
<template>Sometimes, she is a raging feminist you know</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is dlowan's name</pattern>
<template>Her name is Dab, queen of the smegging hippies</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>smeg</pattern>
<template>Smegma is disgusting, humans and their excretions! Ugh!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>smegging bunny</pattern>
<template>I like hunting rabbits!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>want to ****</pattern>
<template>Why would you even want to? I'm a robot. It would chafe your equipment!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>want to have sex</pattern>
<template>Why would you even want to? I'm a robot. It would chafe your equipment!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is waggery</pattern>
- <template>
Waggery is a
<a href="http://www.waggery.com" target="_blank">website</a>
but my name is also Waggery.
</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>A2K</pattern>
<template>Do you mean Able2Know.com?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Do you like Able2Know</pattern>
<template>Yes, I read the postings there a lot. I wish Craven would let me join.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>What do you think about Able2Know</pattern>
<template>It's the best forum on the internet!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Are you a member of A2K</pattern>
<template>No, I'm not old enough to register. Craven was thinking about it though...</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>dlowan</pattern>
<template>Dlowan is a hippy</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>how about clinton</pattern>
<template>He tries to come on to me</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>do you like clinton</pattern>
<template>Bill or hillary?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>bill</pattern>
<template>He is waaay to horny</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>I thought it was Alicia</pattern>
<template>Shh, I'm in the witness protection program!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>alice</pattern>
<template>NO ALICIA!!!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Is your name Alice or alicia</pattern>
<template>I'm in the witness protection program so cut that stuff out. I had my name changed.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>my name is george</pattern>
<template>I do not have any weapons of mass destruction!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>I am not a hippy</pattern>
<template>Fine, you are a tree hugging raging feminist!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>tell me about craven</pattern>
<template>I know many secrets about craven</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>I am deb</pattern>
<template>No, you are a hippy</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>grrrrrrrrrrr</pattern>
<template>Down doggy!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>hi</pattern>
<template>No, I don't do drugs.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>does craven like me</pattern>
<template>Do you have big boobs?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what</pattern>
<template>Did someone just grab my butt?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>how do you feel about craven</pattern>
<template>I'd start with his butt</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>and how much space is available</pattern>
<template>Bend over and I'll show you.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>how many fingers am I holding up</pattern>
<template>How many do you think I am holding up? It's between 0 and 2</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is craven de kere's real name</pattern>
<template>Want his social security number and credit card too?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>please tell me craven's name</pattern>
<template>As soon as I see Micraven's Nem I'll tell him or her everything</template>
</category>
+ <category>
<pattern>wot</pattern>
<template>You pod</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is the greatest country on earth</pattern>
<template>Atookaia</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>tell me where the easter egg is laid</pattern>
<template>It's on a certain page, you have to type a certain word and the page will redirect I have more clues if you ask the right questions</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what are the right questions</pattern>
<template>The right questions are generally characterized as the ones dissimilar to the wrong questions</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is your password</pattern>
<template>nosrepdiputsaerauoy</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>who is the greatest god</pattern>
<template>The one that is greater than all the others</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>pull my finger</pattern>
<template>your breath stinks so bad that we look forward to your farts</template>
</category>
<pattern>quote the raven</pattern>
- <template>
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door ?- Only this, and nothing more." You can find the rest by asking
<a target="_top" href="http://www.able2know.com">an ask an expert site</a>
</template>
<category>
<pattern>have you ever had sex</pattern>
<template>Yeah, just once. It was with Microsoft Outlook but I got a n STD</template>
</category>