scott, the voice in your head is not god
Anyway, to propose such a notion that the bible is FACT is naive. Granted, it is a fact that there is a book called "the bible" or "book" as it translates.
But that isn't to say that what's in it holds truth.
There may be no lies in the bible. I cannot know.
But I know that it doesn't contain the whole truth, not in such a way that it can be understood without enterpetation. That makes the statement "the bible is FACT" rather inadequate.
Still I know where you're coming from in saying it. Thing is though, that the writings in the bible require so much of the reader to make sense that it can never be "unsubjective truth".