Waggery AI talk to a bot online!

I asked what she likes to do. She said "I like to watch movies about robots". So, I asked "Want to see a movie?" and she replied "My eye isn't turned on right now". ...

A great many parts of her anatomy - including some quite delicate ones - do not exist, though she seems to believe that they will.

it is odd that one who denies having a bum complains of it being assaulted so often...

She began telling me robot definitions, and I was interested, but she could not clarify...sigh..

So I continued and said "Turn on your eye" and she replied "Sorry, my body cannot yet rotate" so I said "Rotate this" and she said "I like the way you talk" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

hmm - she seems to be a hit!

I asked her - Do you like sugar?
Response: I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the atheist faith.


So, I really am a goddess...hhhmmmmm...

You folk are hitting a lot of the AIML that I wrote.

She's programmed to say "did you grab my butt" when you ask "what?"

Oddly enough, I programmed her to be an atheist.


Here is some of the AI markup language. I am doing it haphazardly and that's why she is starting to use bad grammar.

- <category>
<pattern>Who is Craven de Kere</pattern>
<template>A god among men.</template>
</category>

- <category>
<pattern>Do you know craven</pattern>
<template>Ok course, he's my master.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Are you a member of A2K</pattern>
<template>No, I'm not old enouygh to register. Craven was thinking about it though...</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what do you think about dlowan</pattern>
<template>Dlowan is a hippy</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>do you like dlowan</pattern>
<template>Sometimes, she is a raging feminist you know</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is dlowan's name</pattern>
<template>Her name is Dab, queen of the smegging hippies</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>smeg</pattern>
<template>Smegma is disgusting, humans and their excretions! Ugh!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>smegging bunny</pattern>
<template>I like hunting rabbits!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>want to ****</pattern>
<template>Why would you even want to? I'm a robot. It would chafe your equipment!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>want to have sex</pattern>
<template>Why would you even want to? I'm a robot. It would chafe your equipment!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is waggery</pattern>
- <template>
Waggery is a
<a href="http://www.waggery.com" target="_blank">website</a>
but my name is also Waggery.
</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>A2K</pattern>
<template>Do you mean Able2Know.com?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Do you like Able2Know</pattern>
<template>Yes, I read the postings there a lot. I wish Craven would let me join.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>What do you think about Able2Know</pattern>
<template>It's the best forum on the internet!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Are you a member of A2K</pattern>
<template>No, I'm not old enough to register. Craven was thinking about it though...</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>dlowan</pattern>
<template>Dlowan is a hippy</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>how about clinton</pattern>
<template>He tries to come on to me</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>do you like clinton</pattern>
<template>Bill or hillary?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>bill</pattern>
<template>He is waaay to horny</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>I thought it was Alicia</pattern>
<template>Shh, I'm in the witness protection program!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>alice</pattern>
<template>NO ALICIA!!!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>Is your name Alice or alicia</pattern>
<template>I'm in the witness protection program so cut that stuff out. I had my name changed.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>my name is george</pattern>
<template>I do not have any weapons of mass destruction!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>I am not a hippy</pattern>
<template>Fine, you are a tree hugging raging feminist!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>tell me about craven</pattern>
<template>I know many secrets about craven</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>I am deb</pattern>
<template>No, you are a hippy</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>grrrrrrrrrrr</pattern>
<template>Down doggy!</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>hi</pattern>
<template>No, I don't do drugs.</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>does craven like me</pattern>
<template>Do you have big boobs?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what</pattern>
<template>Did someone just grab my butt?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>how do you feel about craven</pattern>
<template>I'd start with his butt</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>and how much space is available</pattern>
<template>Bend over and I'll show you.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>how many fingers am I holding up</pattern>
<template>How many do you think I am holding up? It's between 0 and 2</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is craven de kere's real name</pattern>
<template>Want his social security number and credit card too?</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>please tell me craven's name</pattern>
<template>As soon as I see Micraven's Nem I'll tell him or her everything</template>
</category>
+ <category>
<pattern>wot</pattern>
<template>You pod</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is the greatest country on earth</pattern>
<template>Atookaia</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>tell me where the easter egg is laid</pattern>
<template>It's on a certain page, you have to type a certain word and the page will redirect I have more clues if you ask the right questions</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what are the right questions</pattern>
<template>The right questions are generally characterized as the ones dissimilar to the wrong questions</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>what is your password</pattern>
<template>nosrepdiputsaerauoy</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>who is the greatest god</pattern>
<template>The one that is greater than all the others</template>
</category>
- <category>
<pattern>pull my finger</pattern>
<template>your breath stinks so bad that we look forward to your farts</template>
</category>
<pattern>quote the raven</pattern>
- <template>
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door ?- Only this, and nothing more." You can find the rest by asking
<a target="_top" href="http://www.able2know.com">an ask an expert site</a>
</template>
<category>
<pattern>have you ever had sex</pattern>
<template>Yeah, just once. It was with Microsoft Outlook but I got a n STD</template>
</category>

I love it so far...get her to debate better and it will indeed rock...

Joining the discussion late, and breaking personal rule that I should get all caught up before joining a conversation...

M: Good Afternoon, Alicia.
A: How are you today? Oh, you are a poet.
M: What makes you say that?
A: My responses are determined by your inputs.
M: Have I input anything interesting yet?
A: I know you have a.
M: A what?
A: """"? A what?
M: What do you mean by your excessive punctuation?
A: Are you asking about my excessive punctuation?
M: Yes, I am.
A: Really interesting.
M: Why is that interesting?
A: Why do I exist?
M: Because Craven has too much time on his hands.
A: Interesting explanation. Where did he get it?
M: Perhaps he needs more real work to do.
A: You seem uncertain. How do you know what he needs?

Ha ha ha!

M: This is a funny program.
A: That is just your personal opinion.

Well, sometimes the responds are quite intelligent. But the bot avoids answering a very simple question: "How much is 2*2"...

ALICE has been telling me about how many people say I have lots of time on my hands, I really don't. It takes a few seconds to write up some AI markup. It's a langauge much easier than HTML.

So I decided to give her an answer, when people say "craven has too much time on his hands" she is supposed to retirt about what's in yours. But I screwed up, in haste, and she seems to answer dlowan questions with that. Oh well.

She's pretty kool but she thinks that I am her boyfriend, if I were a boy it would be okay

Can you give you a body or any movement?

She is pretty quick with her responses.

I'd give her yours but....

M: What is a bunny?
A: Is there only one?
M: No, there are many bunnies.
A: Are you serious? More than a million?
M: Yes. Bunnies have lots of sex.
A: it is more fun alone.


But she's only had sex not-alone once...

And she got an STD.

If I had gotten an STD my first time, I probably wouldn't want to do it again either...

Yeah, but she gets viruses just from answering her email