Waggery AI talk to a bot online!

I asked "does Craven have the hots for you?" and Ms. Alicia said "It does now. Craven have the hots for me."

I asked "is Craven evil?" and Ms. Alicia said "Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is."

I asked "Can you give me a straight answer?" and Ms. Alicia said "You want only one?"

Methinks Ms. Alicia's a little annoying, but not bad 'tall!

Heh, this one's pretty good. "Are you annoying?" "I don't know whether or not I am annoying. I am a robot."

I fixed those questions. :-)

I'm now stuck in a "can't" "oh yes I can" loop. I forget how it started -- things were rapid fire for a while -- but then Ms. Alicia said "how can I help you?" and I said "you can't" and we were off and running. Who needs politics?

she is pretty funny if you try to get vulgar with her.

I just did that, kinda. Actually she started it. I said "I see", she said "I'm glad you understand", I said "I don't, I'm lying", she said "why not? please tell the truth", I said "I like to lie", she said "I'm not sure I would like to do it. What is it like?" I said "ooh, kinky", she said "are they exactly the same?" I said "um, no", she said "are you kidding? what is the difference?" I said "between kinky and what?" she said "how far is that?"

Also, I just got "be sure to tell your friends about ALICE". (All caps, "Alice", not "Alicia".)

She now has an answer for that too.

Which one?

I posted something that's not here now:

Me: Phhthhhhhhhbt!

Alicia: Do you have a condition I should know about?

I get a lot of "no"/ "are you serious?"'/ "yes" / "I can't believe it" loops.

Yeah, it's not perfect.... yet

Me: Reagan?

Alicia: The best president the United States had in the 20th Century.

Ask what she thinks about clinton

well, i had a helluva chat with alice. from how do you do? polite chit-chat we progressed to cursing and sending each other to hell left and right. she is a bright one, brighter even than my dog, i would say!
I informed her I am a slug, she asked me how I like my work. but when i said 'very much so', she didn't believe me.

Help me train her. I want to make her funny. I already have her ready with a jab at dlowan. say "my name is dlowan" to her.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

did you try saying that to alicia? she says: i like the way you talk!!!

Damn thing!

She is boring! And pushy!

Oddly enough, she thinks intelligence is an aphrodisiac and I am a gossip.

Grrrrr? She likes grrrrrr?

She criticised my hmmmms.

And she does not like having her grammar corrected.

deb,

Write a conversation that is not boring and I'll program it into the AI.

Hmmmmmmmm - is that some kind of dig?

Or serious?

Conversations take two!

She kept getting thrown by what I asked her, and going back to how can I help you.....I don't think she likes me....waaaaaaaaah!