roger wrote:ossobuco wrote:Sometimes I think Equus is the funniest man on a2k...
Velveeta can work in a pinch as a substitute for gold velveteen for choral robes.
Velveeta makes a nice rodent attractant in old fashioned traps.
Velveeta can be used instead of a silicone plug for concrete fountains.
Velveeta can be used as a chamois to polish your car, give it that golden glow.
Velveeta makes excellent earplugs for passengers on old prop planes.
Uh huh. I remember someone asking for the top ten best selling books in 16xx. I do wish I could remember his answer.
Aw shucks, thanks. Just telling the truth. Also, my mother couldn't afford bronze, so she had my baby shoes cast in Velveeta.
I remember that bit about the top ten books of 16-whatever. I'll try to find that for you, but that's been a while ago.
