Sometimes I think Equus is the funniest man on a2k...
Velveeta can work in a pinch as a substitute for gold velveteen for choral robes.
Velveeta makes a nice rodent attractant in old fashioned traps.
Velveeta can be used instead of a silicone plug for concrete fountains.
Velveeta can be used as a chamois to polish your car, give it that golden glow.
Velveeta makes excellent earplugs for passengers on old prop planes.
Velveeta, frozen in ice cube trays, makes a festive igloo trap for rodents.
Frozen in ice cube trays, it makes clunkers for various uses, particularly for hurling at deserted industrial building windows.
(I observe that I must suffer from latent velveeta hostility..)
Sell Pennsylvania property.
can spendi find Pennsylvania on a map?
spendius wrote:THIS IS A GUESS YOUR WEIGHT MACHINE.
You are fourteen stones nine pounds and thirteen ounces precisely.............You are fourt (Click).
I think spendius is suggesting that I'm fat.
What does fourteen stone equal?
boomerang wrote:spendius wrote:THIS IS A GUESS YOUR WEIGHT MACHINE.
You are fourteen stones nine pounds and thirteen ounces precisely.............You are fourt (Click).
I think spendius is suggesting that I'm fat.
What does fourteen stone equal?
14 pounds in a stone, the entire weight works out to around 206 pounds
dj, wheres that finger been?
farmerman wrote:dj, wheres that finger been?
he's actually holding a small tape recorder in his hand, but the pics to small to see that clearly
One thing Velveta is not good for is eating. And, I can proudly say, I have never let a speck of it near my tongue.
I think I have. Can't remember when, and it was probably on a burger. Burger-slime!! (inner velveeta rage oozing out...)
I'm not entirely kidding on all this, but I can understand that it has a lower melting point and therefore some uses re stuff like cheeseburgers. Blink...
cheeseburgers for others...
simple thermodynamics osso. Like lava, cept with flavor.
Jever geta pizza tumor from having the pizza cheese totally scald the roof of your mouth"? Lasts for 3 days.
Quote:he's actually holding a small tape recorder in his hand, but the pics to small to see that clearly
I saw that one on Monty Python too.
I've been looking up pizza images online lately... none with velveeta though..
This is no BS, but up toward the tourist areas of Lancaster County, there are some "Amish style" restaurants that serve an "Amish" pizza. They taste really vile, like theyre made with thick slices of german yeasty bread topped with a cloying sauce of stewed tomatoes, onion slices , some "Amishy" herbs like sage , and then topped with velveeta or Cheez whiz and pepper. They bake these things and serve em up to the people to eat as "finger food" while they take buggy rides.
Oh, goody, I don't, on quickly whipping thru previous pages, think anyone has hit this "use" yet: the Boston Globe had an article especially for the fourth and the outdoor grillers, about cheese racing. Yes, the "sport" exists, and Velveeta is the equipment:
www.cheeseracing.org
ossobuco wrote:Sometimes I think Equus is the funniest man on a2k...
Velveeta can work in a pinch as a substitute for gold velveteen for choral robes.
Velveeta makes a nice rodent attractant in old fashioned traps.
Velveeta can be used instead of a silicone plug for concrete fountains.
Velveeta can be used as a chamois to polish your car, give it that golden glow.
Velveeta makes excellent earplugs for passengers on old prop planes.
Uh huh. I remember someone asking for the top ten best selling books in 16xx. I do wish I could remember his answer.
Ah yes I saw the cheese racing article, too. I think they settled on Kraft being the Maserati of cheese racing. Velveeta, though, I'm sure, is dependable, like a Ford.
Speaking of which, melted Velveeta in your gas tank makes for more interestingly aroma'ed pollution, although it does increase the number of particulates in the air.
Is gasoline a reccomended solvent for velveeta? You know how you get those annoying velveeta blobs in the pans of the gas stove burners. So just rub a little gasoline and that will take care of the velveet in the gas stove residue problem.
Household hints abound.
The First Mr. Noddy insisted on macaroni and cheese with Velveeta--just like his mother used to make.
