You know, I begged my mom to buy be Fluff because of those commercials...
She got me a jar and I took one look and it and said...eeeeewwww....this is Marshmallow!
Someone gave me a corn dog once, didn't even know what it was.
I nibbled on the corn coating and though it tasted ok....so kept eating....
Then, I bit into this red thing in the middle
I threw it on the ground, aghast, crying........eeeeewwwwww.....there's a HOT DOG in there!
I wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.