Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men? Oh, that's the Shadow, not Slappy...
This headache I've got, is it a tumor?
No - your brain is having the son of the devil - look out - it's gonna be ugly when it claws its way out!
Oh, sorry, I shouldn'a told you that - I am supposed to keep those things secret.....bother...
That headache isn't a tumor, but I you gotta do something about that ugly-ass forehead of yours.
Shh Slappy....Klingons don't like to talk about the forehead thing...it only gets them angry....
Nah, it's a well known fact ugly people don't have feelings.
Check out this Klingon eye-candy!!!
Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they kno-oh-ow, it's the end of the world?
These extra socks that appeared in my washing machine, are they Phoenix's?
Is it true that Phoenix is Slappy?
Is it true that I'm really pdiddie? (a recent rumour on Abuzz)
Is it true that lost socks either go to ehBeth or turn into coat hangers?
I think those were MY socks, ehbeth, givem back!!! I got a headache too, will I now turn into a Klingon as well? Or just into a devil and then go to hell?
can you identify the socks, dasha?
Dag-M if that should happen, get in touch!! Once you've had it the Klingon way you never goes back!!
Yes. Phoenix is Slappy.
I mean, I'm Phoenix.
But, I'm NOT Paulie Shore. I swear.
all of my sox are black. how dull. but i have made that move once i almost ran out of all socks by depairment. i just buy the same kind over and over and over again. i did buy blue and gray socks recently and i already lost one of the grays, darnit!!!! who has it now? littlek? did you eat them? slapnix? phoeppy?
do klingons sweat a lot? if they do, i am definitely one right now. might be the attik though... got to get out of work!*&$!
Why do the bells keep falling off my skivvies? i mean, what's the point of buying skivvies with bells, if the dang things are gonna keep fallin' off! and fallin' off at the most inopportune times.
Can I have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please?
