Oh, goodie, more words.
On the radio a loud hymn was playing
In the hospital room where I'm staying.
I felt a twinge of conscience.
Then said, "Just skip this nonsense,
When you're billed, you'll do plenty of praying".
My retriever chews his brush everytime I'm away,
And I'll be sent to the cleaners if I'm here one more day.
So I have an idea, a really great notion.
I'll buy a hideaway on a hill near the ocean
If I can just sneak out of here without having to pay.