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Finally, men talk about their penises.

 
 
husker
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 02:36 pm
sounds like an adult commercial in the making!! like a doublemint commercial 2 times the pleasure = 5 times! HAR
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:31 pm
(to the agonizing tune of "the rose")

some say gloves
they have five fingers
unless they're mittens
but then they're not gloves

some say gloves
they are clothing
but they're not
they're really accessories

gloves are things
that you put on your hands
when you know the weather's cold

some say gloves
are not like condoms
unless
you have five penises




oh, well. i thought that might come in handy some day.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:37 pm
Grooooaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:38 pm
I GOT that last sentence, you know, Patio - my life is ruined....
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:41 pm
Trees? I climbed a RESTAURANT once....
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:45 pm
I think you should call 'em any name they'll come for....seems only polite...
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:45 pm
Why dincha climb a tree? You afraid of koalas or something?
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:46 pm
The restaurant was THERE!
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:48 pm
Where?
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:50 pm
In the park.
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 03:59 pm
"Parking cars. What else does one do in a car park."

(It wasn't the restaurant at the end of the universe, was it?)
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:02 pm
Nah - 'twas the restaurant at the gates of experience, though.....
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:02 pm
Didn't HAVE cars - had BICYCLES!
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:03 pm
What was a fish doing on a bicycle?
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oldandknew
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:04 pm
the breast stroke ?????
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:12 pm
Who's a fish?
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:42 pm
Shawn Bradley.
http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/basketball/nba/img5882195.jpg
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:43 pm
Huh?
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patiodog
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:45 pm
sorry. i'm free-associating the thread to death.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Wed 14 May, 2003 04:49 pm
Hmmmmmm - funny where you got to !
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