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Finally, men talk about their penises.

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Diane
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 03:12 pm
I generally stay away from pricks, but since you are definitely not one, I will admit the cleverness of your puns.

If Deb shows up, she will analyze them with her usual thoroughness and irrepressible wit.


HEY DEB!!!
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nimh
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 03:14 pm
patiodog wrote:
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes.

Aint no wickedness of yours coming near me!
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 03:27 pm
It's only wicked if it's spilled on barren ground, yes?
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 03:47 pm
patiodog wrote:
It's only wicked if it's spilled on barren ground, yes?




That's a hard one.


I don't know onathing about it.
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username
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 03:50 pm
deb just runs onandon
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 03:59 pm
username wrote:
deb just runs onandon


Hare today and gonan tomorrow.
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:22 pm
Go nadder to yerself in the corner.
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:26 pm
patiodog wrote:
Go nadder to yerself in the corner.



Get ovary it...you're just pissed off because you have no womb to move, and that makes you testy.
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:30 pm
Egg ads, deb, yer comp-uter us making you type nasty words?

You see, men, the female isperm-anently pissed.
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:33 pm
patiodog wrote:
Egg ads, deb, yer comp-uter us making you type nasty words?

You see, men, the female isperm-anently pissed.



Vas you on about, dog?


You oughta be more deferensial.
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:35 pm
Taint my fault, deb. Urethra here to abuse us or entertanus.
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:37 pm
patiodog wrote:
Taint my fault, deb. Urethra here to abuse us or entertanus.


That's a pathetic fallopy if ever I saw one.


Youve gone way ovar yny top.
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:39 pm
Ha! Vagina!
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nimh
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:40 pm
patiodog wrote:
It's only wicked if it's spilled on barren ground, yes?

You'd better get a tissue for that wickedness of yours.
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:40 pm
I've got ampulla replies around here somewhere...
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:41 pm
nimh wrote:
patiodog wrote:
It's only wicked if it's spilled on barren ground, yes?

You'd better get a tissue for that wickedness of yours.


Well, I'd prefer vaginal mucosa or gingiva, but what sort of tissue have you got in mind?
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:42 pm
Vaginal gingiva? Oh, dentata, dentata, I boughta frittata...
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:47 pm
patiodog wrote:
Ha! Vagina!



You appear surprised?



patiodog wrote:
I've got ampulla replies around here somewhere...


Well, you sure am pulla SOMETHING.
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patiodog
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:48 pm
Sorry, it's a glansular problem.
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dlowan
 
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Wed 9 May, 2007 04:52 pm
patiodog wrote:
Vaginal gingiva? Oh, dentata, dentata, I boughta frittata...


When the "moon" hits your eye like a vagina pie, that's dentata.....



Awwwww..... sacs full again, are they? So...this is where the pricking thumbs come in, to anal the pain?
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