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Finally, men talk about their penises.

 
 
ehBeth
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:27 pm
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Dildo

http://www.regenttour.com/chinaplanner/sha/sha-sights-sex.htm

http://www.sex-toys-uk.onthedex.com/

Quote:
Fun Facts about sex toys and masterbation.

Did you know the vibrator was the fifth household device to be electrified (following the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle and toaster)? Learn other fun facts related to sex and masturbation.

• Both Kellogg's Corn Flakes and graham crackers were invented to curb masturbatory appetites. (from www.holisticwisdom.com)

• The word "avocado" derives from the Aztec word for "testicle."

• Approximately 1% of females can have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation.

• In his lifetime, a man will ejaculate about 18 quarts of semen containing half a trillion sperm. (from swingdownunder.com)

• The vibrator was invented in the 1880's by a British doctor to treat female "hysteria."

• Semen contains more than thirty elements.

• People with agalmatophilia feel the urge to masturbate whenever they see a naked mannequin.

• A penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

• When male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground, it's a form of masturbation.

• The practice of autoerotic asphyxiation kills up to a thousand people each year.

• An initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. (from www.mindlesscrap.com)

• Do vanilla pods resemble vulvas? The word "vanilla" has Latin roots in the word for "vagina."

• Newfoundland, Canada has a town called Dildo.

• During orgasm, the heart beats about 140 times per minute.

• Both men and guinea pigs can produce 70 million sperm a day.

• In Ancient Greece, dildos were made of animal horns, gold, silver and ivory.

• If you masturbate while watching people have sex in a car in Clinton, Oklahoma, be careful, you could be arrested. (www.myintime.com)

• Of 25 cases of fractured penises recorded last year, 16 were caused by over enthusiastic masturbation.

• The world's oldest dildo was found in Pakistan. It's from 4000BC.



I'd like to go on record here: I love the internet.
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:28 pm
I wonder if it means anything that I'd never had an avocado before I met l'k and theGeneral.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:29 pm
Who said they were?
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Joe Nation
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:43 pm
And since when does anyone refer to their equipment as their funny bone?

When it being laughed at?
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Diane
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:28 pm
When a biology teacher asked his class why males produce millions of sperm everyday, one of his students answered that semen, like grown men, never ask for directions...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:33 pm
Hey, I made a chick orgasm from nipple stimulation only.

BOO-YAH!!!

Me, when I rub nettles on my teat, it makes the milk come out.
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Diane
 
  1  
Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:41 pm
Slappy, you should be used for medical research. That is just amazing!!
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Joe Nation
 
  1  
Thu 28 Jul, 2005 04:18 am
What are you rubbing? Does it taste like milk?
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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Thu 28 Jul, 2005 07:37 am
kellggs corn flakes an aid for sexual frustration?

THAT is new info...
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patiodog
 
  1  
Thu 28 Jul, 2005 07:38 am
Well, they're not exactly an aphrodesiac...
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nimh
 
  1  
Thu 28 Jul, 2005 01:13 pm
Diane wrote:
Do you have nicknames for it. Have any of your girlfriends called it by a pet name?

Err, no LOL

Well, apart from "heavenly gift" and all that usual stuff...

Although, now that you mention it - it could of course be that "Oooh god oh yes, god o god yes YES!" was just their pet name for my penis ... that would explain that stuff ...
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littlek
 
  1  
Thu 28 Jul, 2005 08:48 pm
<eyeroll>
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nimh
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 03:43 am
hehhehheh
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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:41 am
nimh wrote:

Well, apart from "heavenly gift" and all that usual stuff...


do you have a little halo and everything?
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nimh
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 08:23 am
Yeah, and it vibrates ...
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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 08:56 am
i think i love you...........
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littlek
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 06:48 pm
Ha!
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 06:53 pm
<looks around>




<sneaks a peek>




Shocked


Wow!
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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 08:07 pm
bzzzzzzz
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Fri 29 Jul, 2005 08:08 pm
James and his giant peaches.
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