littlek wrote:Some 28,000 years ago, some cave-woman who was tired of her mate staying out late hunting, carved herself the first 'sex aid'. Maybe.
Found in a cave in Germany, this is the oldest representation of male genitalia. It is more or less life-size and was occasionally used for flaking flint during tool making (yowch!).
Article from the BBC
I often sharpen tools on my rock-hard wang.
Littlek, I bet those prehistoric women would have included batteried if they had known about the joys of vibration. LOL
vibation can be had in many forms........wiggling about is one......prehistoric, I'll bet doin what comes naturally has always been with us.
Women, always trying to find ways to do without us....
LOL! How come I missed this thread?
I have heard of thier being versions of a vibrator.
Small carved wooden cylinders hollowed out and bees put inside..
i will google this strange rumor and see if there is any truth to it...
Whooo that sounds tricky. Bees?!
Hm, bees inside would give a nice sound of a little motor running, but what if they get out? Ooh, ow, I should go through an endurance contest for a little vibration. Vibration, schmibration! Oy.
hmm.. i cant seem to find anything relative to that.
I heard that the bees were encased in a hollow dildo and that would create a 'vibration'..
how true that is..
i dont know.
Cant find anything about that either?
Hey nimh, it's good to see you here. So do you have anything interesting to say aobut your penis? Do you have nicknames for it. Have any of your girlfriends called it by a pet name?
I love that you're exploring different topics on a2k. Too much time spent on politics seems to have an adverse affect on one's sense of humor. Have fun! Just enjoy the great people who don't take life any more seriously than it deserves' or who know when to give in to their funny bone. Oops, that could be taken in more than one way....
I dont even bother political threads anymore.
Too many dim wits and I dont have the energy to argue.
Besides, silly childish conversations are much better for the belly laugh then uneducated people trying to tell you how to think..
shewolfnm wrote:I have heard of thier being versions of a vibrator.
Small carved wooden cylinders hollowed out and bees put inside..
i will google this strange rumor and see if there is any truth to it...
How would you explain that to your husband at the end of the day.
"Um, honey, I sort of got stung by a bee today..."
"Oh, really? Are you ok? Let me see."
Amen, shewolf. I still go there occasionally, but when my blood pressure starts to rise, I ask myself if anyone is learning anything and if either side is willing to listen to the other. The answer is no, with the caveat that there is a lot to be learned from posters like nimh, Bernie, Walter, Dys, etc. The bullsh*t you have to go through to find those excellent posts is, for the most part, just not worth the effort.
Thanks for the warm welcome, Diane, tho Im not exactly new to the fun threads here! Hell, I still miss Moondoggy from Abuzz and his loony brilliance (or vice versa). Thank god for Gargamel, Slappy and Kicky
Now if only I could get Shewolf to react to my sirene calls on her down and dirty thread ... ;-)
I hear Roman women used to use the tails of live fish, for the wriggling effect it produced...can't remember where I heard it (but it wasn't my last trip to Rome!)
Hmmmmm....
I bet that's the only way that Etruscan travellers could account for the aromatic Roman women...
(Or are Etruscan and Roman the same thing?)
I remember reading about something like that KP in Darwin awards....
etruscans and romans are NOT the same thing.
