Oh, my ravenous appetite for irony ought to be sated for days...
My buddy, who is moving to L.A., is giving away a bunch of worthless crap before he moves.
I am now the owner of the following videos:
1. Teen Steam (starring a teenaged Alyssa Milano), which is a cheesy workout viedo from the 1980s.
2. A fukking MENUDO music special.
3. And a video of Paula Poundstone (who I think is just awful) standup comedy, sponsored by Pop Tarts. Here's the best part: you had to mail in a coupon for the video, and ALL of the jokes are about Pop Tarts. She calls them "tarts."
I also have, arriving in the mail shortly, a promotional video from THE POWER TEAM. These are evangelical Christians who run through blocks of ice and break cinder blocks with their foreheads in the name of Jesus.
For further information on the Power Team, click HERE.
Now all I need is a huge bag of weed, some chocolate milk, Nilla Wafers, and a few friends. That's a good time.