A new baby to love , and rename

what do you guys think of the dog whisperer?
I have been reading his tips and information to help me learn how to work with ---blondie--- ?

From the album "H.M.S. Pinafore"

For I'm called Little Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why,
But still I'm called Buttercup -- poor little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup I!

I've snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky,
I've scissors, and watches, and knives;
I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces
Of pretty young sweethearts and wives.

I've treacle and toffee, I've tea and I've coffee,
Soft tommy and succulent chops;
I've chickens and conies, and pretty polonies,
And excellent peppermint drops.

Then buy of your Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup;
Sailors should never be shy;
So, buy of your Buttercup -- poor Little Buttercup;
Come, of your Buttercup buy!


Gilbert And Sullivan

A many years ago,
When I was young and charming,
As some of you may know,
I practised baby-farming

Baby-farming was a term used in the Victorian era to mean the taking in of infants for a small payment, with an understanding that nursing care would be provided; improper treatment is usually implied. Illegitemacy, and its attendant stigma, were the impetus for this practice.
It was more profitable for the infant to die, since the small payment could not cover the care of the child. Some women were caught murdering these children, and were executed. Margaret Waters and Mary Hall were two infamous baby farmers.

More recently, the term has been used to describe the sale of eggs for use in in vitro fertilization.

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Yeah, I kind of like Buttercup. She's got a nice buttery coloring too, so it fits.

But if you want something along the lines of a blonde bitch, how about Madonna?