See:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0506/1549967.html
Rey Sanchez of the Mets was recently found getting his hair cut by a clubhouse attendant during a game.
Sanchez currently has a .179 batting average, no home runs and 12 strikeouts.
The article fails to address the possibility that all of that hair was holding Sanchez back from swinging for the fences.
So, to the crack of the bat, should we add the snip of the scissors as one of the sounds of the season?