Mon 5 May, 2003 07:52 pm
My Fat Cells
I have these little fat cells
that attach themselves to me.
They love cream cheese and bagels
and live above my pudgy knee.
Nothing makes them fatter
than a crusty warm baguette.
If threatened they just scatter
to a place I'd soon forget.
BBB, I love it. Are we sisters, or just women of a certain age?
Pssst...Do you know what Victoria's Secret really is?
It's this: Nobody over the age of 25 can shop in there....