The Best Defense Is

Reply Mon 5 May, 2003 07:42 pm
This piece is based upon a true event and how I handled it. The story is too long to post here, but those attending the Western Gathering at Corozon can ask to hear it if interested.-----BBB

The Best Defense Is
By umbleBeeBoogie

When, as a civilized woman, I'm confronted by a man in a power position over me, and he is behaving like an overbearing, rude, condescending, patronizing bore, I've found the best defense is:

To be shielded by the grin on my face as I contemplate how he must look each morning as he sits on the pot, naked as a slug, wiping his puffy ass with purple potty paper; aah!

Instantly, his assumed power disappears into the ether---and he has no idea what has happened to change our status.
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