Australian Prime Minister, John Howard (who?) is currently having a wonderful time being taken around the US by George W Bush, on a kind of thank you excursion arranged for going to Iraq - well, Mr Howard didn't so much go himself, he sent a few thousand troops, but it seems they won't be getting the trip to Texas.
Lovely photographs have been sent home of Mr Howard speaking on aircaft carriers with Mr Bush, and waving from the doors of photogenic Airforce One helicopters and aeroplanes and such, or walking in the Texan sun at the western white house.
If I am any sample, millions of Australians cringed at the sight - but especially at hearing Mr Bush declare our "honest John" (what?) as an "almost Texan".
It seems we might get a free trade agreement out of the whole thing - unless the usual lobby groups manage to deflect, or overturn it.
Oh well.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,6374161%255E2702,00.html