Then I Called the Super

I am no dilvish, I think his poetry is very well-crafted indeed. But, despite my better instincts, I post this scatological reflection on a plumbing problem we had recently:

THEN I CALLED THE SUPER

I went to the toilet and what did I see?
A big nasty turd staring up at me!
I flushed and I flushed but to no avail,
The water started rising, could have housed a whale.

Then I tried a plunger, but that didn't work...
The turd started laughing, it knew I was irked.
I said to the turd: "It's you or it's me...
You're clogging up space, and I gotta pee!"

Then I called the Super, and he brought up the snake,
and when he was done, I pissed me a lake.