I strongly suspect we could get Fidel to get down on hands and knees to kiss American bootie if we promise that the Yankees would play half their home games in Havana . . .
The Canadian Football League has a champion every year. Since nobody else plays by CFL rules, the winner must be the world champion.
That kind of reasoning is total nonsense. Nobody in his right mind would think that way.
If we notice anyone using that line of resoning here, we'll be sure to let them know.