This is really friggin stupid, but my sister is having a birthday this coming weekend and my other sisters have decided part of the festivities at the party will be to sing a rap song in her honor. (as much as I detest emoticons now would be the time and place to use the rolling eyes one)
Anyway, my sister's name is Nancy and she has a passion for golf and tennis. She has three pets which go by the names of Oscar, Jake, and Sunny. Oscar is a cat and Sunny is a dog, but I forget what the hell Jake is. Might be a new dog.
She also enjoys a glass of wine or two and cavorts in Phoenix in the winter and Minneapolis in the summer.
Any ideas?
I am now going over to the "Never ending Rap Battle" thread and seeking opinions from the gentlemen who reside there.
It's time to tee off on the big celebration
So I'm kickin' rhymes straight through your eustacian
I grip it and rip it on any given stage
While you broke emcees earn the minimum wage
So pop the cabarnet and pour her a glass
Before I bust a cap in your muthafukkin' ass
It's the N to the A to the N-C-Y,
She's got a mean backhand and I can't see why
We shouldn't party all night with Oscar and Jake
And Sunny's gettin' wasted make no mistake
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littlek
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 07:05 pm
<giggle> Good one Gargamel!
How did you decide to make it a rap song, Gus?
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Lash
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 07:13 pm
I'm afraid the Neverending rap people will only be of service if Nancy is a bitch or a ho.
How old will she be?
<fingers crossed for forty-fo>
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Green Witch
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 07:19 pm
The emoticon is for what Lash said, but dedicated to Gus who never uses them.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:17 pm
Very nice, Gargamel. I believe I will use that one.
I didn't decide to make it a rap song, littlek, my sisters did.
Lash, she is now officially old enough to be president of the United States.
And, for Green Witch...... .............
(I feel so cheap)
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littlek
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:18 pm
Just old enough to be president?
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LionTamerX
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:21 pm
Thirty five ?
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littlek
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:23 pm
Wow, your parents must have been dead when they had her.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:24 pm
You guys are quick.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:26 pm
littlek wrote:
Wow, your parents must have been dead when they had her
Yes they were, littlek. Digging the bodies up and arranging them in the proper fashion was a bit of a hassle and repeatedly lifting my dad up and down was a tremendous amount of work, but I was able to attain a little sister so the effort was worth it.
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littlek
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:27 pm
Wow, what a trooper.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:32 pm
My little sister would kick your ass on the tennis court, littlek.
And don't you ever forget that.
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dagmaraka
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:35 pm
fascinating family history.
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littlek
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:40 pm
Gus, your dad would beat me on the tennis court.
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dagmaraka
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 09:41 pm
and littlek would beat me. or any of your capybaras.
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Lash
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 10:03 pm
Gargamel's rap was pretty good.
Hope Loverboy's delivery will be worthy.
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Region Philbis
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Tue 7 Mar, 2006 05:54 am
nancyratzenhofer has my vote in '08...
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dyslexia
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Tue 7 Mar, 2006 06:09 am
lyrics by Gargamel, music by Zamfir on the pan flute. Hot Damn. Will Slim Whitman open?
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Gargamel
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Tue 7 Mar, 2006 12:44 pm
That's it! A rap album by DJ Gargamel featuring Zamfir. I'm going to be rich. Rich I tell you!
The emoticon is for what Lash said, but dedicated to Gus who never uses them.
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