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Reality: Regular, Jumbo, Super-Size Me!

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Chumly
 
Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 01:10 pm
I am sure this has been grilled to a char, but would it be fair to say that there are three types of burger reality?

1) Objective
2) Subjective
3) Absolute
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 01:57 pm
Would garden burgers count as subjective, or do they represent a full-fledged existential paradigm shift? I bet they come from the fourth dimension.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 03:54 pm
Re: Reality: Regular, Jumbo, Super-Size Me!
Chumly wrote:
I am sure this has been grilled to a char, but would it be fair to say that there are three types of burger reality?

1) Objective
2) Subjective
3) Absolute


If you want that to be the case then that is what the case will be. You see, it really is your own choice. Reality is as real or as unreal as you decide it should or will be.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 05:09 pm
Where does the side of fries fit in?
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babsatamelia
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 08:38 pm
Example of how to take a simple subject
and turn it into a philosophical debate;
Just gimme the burger & put the philosophy on the side
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 14 Feb, 2006 11:27 am
Is philosophy a vegetable?
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Tue 14 Feb, 2006 03:52 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
Is philosophy a vegetable?


Only if it's bigger than a breadbox. Kind of like ravens and writing desks.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Feb, 2006 03:57 pm
Perception is reality. My burger is absolute.
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Tue 14 Feb, 2006 06:55 pm
I hear McDonald's has a $0.99 deal on Subjective Burgers. Wish I'd known that last week... I ordered a Double Objective Burger and wound up rupturing the fabric of space and time.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 07:07 am
Damn, I hate when that happens.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 11:31 pm
Oops I put my burger realities in the wrong order, of increasing depth. It should be:

1) Subjective = Regular
2) Objective = Jumbo
3) Absolute = Supersize Me
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2006 02:21 pm
Chum-

Don't forget the digestive process.Subjectivity might well be the case in serious constipation sufferers which would render the burger either subjective all through or capable of transformation in the passage.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2006 02:28 pm
I never thought of that!
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