Goodbye.....Au Revoir....Toodle-oo....Ellpus is leaving..

Barry
From urbandictionary.com
I use this for a lot of slang I never heard of.

1. wife beater
form fitting white ribbed tank top worn by men; looks good on well-built fellas, pathetic on skinny fellas, and disgusting on fat beer bellied fellas.

2. wife beater
a very tight, white tank top that is ribbed in texture. this style of shirt is usually found on overweight white guys hailing from the trailer courts. unmistakeable markings of bbq sauce or chew spit on the front and smelling of old style beer and excessive perspiration. the wearer can be found at any type of festival which involves his toothless relatives working the carnival rides.

Ahem,
There seem to be several scantily clad, vertically challenged young ladies, adorning the great hall. They are sleeping like little angels, but I fear the circus is missing them. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Someone seems to have exhausted the manor's supply of whiskey. I shall have to take the Sopwith into town to rectify this situation as, His Lordship has the Bentley, and I have grown rather fond of single malt.

Anyone know how to fly a Camel ?

Yea, I think we can get a camel to fly <hiccup> But first <hiccup> we got to get him on the roof.

Here buddy. here some single malt liqour we call it "old english 40oz" in the states.

Have a good time, LE! (lapping up whiskey Penberthy spilled on the floor)

Let's send that picture of me on Ellpuses couch to his wife while their on vacation.

The dog ate the weed!!!!!Were going to have too smoke the dog sh!t!!!!!!!


(thats not really a picture of me)

The hell it isn't! And a very good likeness too I might add!

One day Stray Cat, You'll slip..........and i'll be there.

Come and get me, baby!!

That really is a picture of me.

what's going on? i just woke up and... what's this mess? where's ellpus? we were supposed to go to a secret mini retreat....eh, i mean business trip...where's bentley? huh? missus is with him?
drat, when i'll see that ole <#&%$%&>... i mean when the boss comes back, i shall have to speak to him.

<looking around> hey, barry, pour me some of that malt, too, will ya?

We pimped out the bentley.<hiccup> No charge

Why can't I find any Maker's Mark in this mausoleum? Don't they know what real whiskey is? Scotch doesn't qualify, not even single malt.

Ooooh, but the spa is loverly...here let me take off this habit so I can feel the tickly, bubbly water on my skin. I'll do a trillion hail Mary's tomorrow. That's a football term, you know.

Malt Dag? What Malt? Someone said it tasted like 2-stroke so I put it in the tank on the scooter

I shall be opening a fresh cask of brandy this evening, if anyone needs a respite from the chill.

puuuurrrrrr......

Here you go dear,


Can you believe I've given his Lordship the best years of my life, and he still refers to me as "Penbury"?

It's PENBERTHY !

How bloody hard is that ?

Sounds pretty easy to me! (face in brandy snifter) lap, lap, lap, lap....

life....so tough, Penberdley.

No brandy for you, young lady.

's ok. i have my little travel barrel of vodka around my neck. if you just let me sit close to you Penbinton, please.