Hmmm. Will we hear from Penberthy? 'Tis devoutly to be wished...
my goodness, my heart skiped. i thought he was gone for good.
Never fear dag. We would hunt him down and drag him back. He belongs to us now. We will never, ever let him go. Ahhaahahaaa!
It seems as if his Lordship was in such a great hurry to bugger off on his holiday, he absentmindedly neglected to secure the liquor cabinet. What's a body to do ?
My my,
The rumpus room is unlocked as well.
The way Mr. P is talking, the manor may be a shambles by the time his lordship returns...
its half term in England you silly fools
and another thing Lord Penburthbury you dont fool me
I know an imposter when I see one
Steve (as 41oo) wrote: its half term in England you silly fools
And all the teachers and their husbands are packing suitcases full of presents for their hosts!
no not all Walter.
some are poor.
Yes, those don't have an internet computer.
Ah, yes, I remember, you said something fall suddenly off the white van ....
Re: Goodbye.....Au Revoir....Toodle-oo....Ellpus is leaving.
Have-fun-going-away-too-soon-myself-also
gheez Spanky, you almost gave me a heartattack <sigh>
I thought you're leaving us.
You're one of the few whose daily dosage of posts I need.
One can always tell when somebody is a goody-goody and harmless.Everybody likes him in that urban,contactless,polite almost sacharinne,trite,rote learned farrago of nothingness.
He becomes someone to pat on the head when the need to pat someone on the head arises who is not expected to bite and challenge.
I can't understand why people want holidays.They must be very bored to pay all that money,and time,and indignity just to escape from their friends.One gets the impression that if they had enough money they would abandon them forever.
Then they go all woozy when somebody sings The Green Green Grass Of Home.
What his Lordship really needs is a stinking,awful holiday and he might get the message.
I think it might be a need to be "Yes Sir"ed "No Sir"ed to for a change.
Don't worry Spendius,
If you went to a beanery for lunch, I would mourn your passing.
spendius wrote:
What his Lordship really needs is a stinking,awful holiday and he might get the message.
This fellow is amazingly perceptive and well spoken. I have managed to save one bottle of Cragganmore, and would be happy to send it to him, after I've had a proper kip.
Would you expand on your thoughts, Penberthy?
I stinkin' need a holiday, and I'd be glad to take the Lord a message.