Goodbye.....Au Revoir....Toodle-oo....Ellpus is leaving..

I have noticed a startling resemblance between Mr. Penberthy and myself....

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Is it possible I have discovered a long lost brother? A brother seperated by time and the Atlantic?

I'm heading to the old folks home to talk to my mother. There appears to be things from the past that need to be looked into.

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Bloody colonials. Always looking for a hand out.

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Go clean something, Penberthy, until I get to the bottom of this mystery.

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Or answer a friggin' door. Whatever it is you do.

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Mr. Penberthy wrote:

It seems as if his Lordship was in such a great hurry to bugger off on his holiday, he absentmindedly neglected to secure the liquor cabinet. What's a body to do ?

My my,

The rumpus room is unlocked as well.

Penberthy, if you wouldn't mind, could you have a look around the rumpus room to see if I left a spatula and turkey baster in there?

My initials are engraved on both.

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Oh, and the golden thimble..

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Chai Tea wrote:

Mr. Penberthy wrote:
It seems as if his Lordship was in such a great hurry to bugger off on his holiday, he absentmindedly neglected to secure the liquor cabinet. What's a body to do ?

My my,

The rumpus room is unlocked as well.

Penberthy, if you wouldn't mind, could you have a look around the rumpus room to see if I left a spatula and turkey baster in there?

My initials are engraved on both.

Young lady,
we have crates of spatulas, basters, egg beaters,golf irons, and scuba gear.
All little mementos of His Lordship's peculiarities. As I sit here, I can see a particularly soiled pair of lederhosen hanging from the chandelier, and I'll be damned if I'm going to climb up and retrieve them. If you wish to search for your beloved utensils, the door is open.
I'll be in the library with a large whiskey until further notice.

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O.K. guys he's gone. Let's move in. Well through a good old fashioned Hip Hop/Heavy Metal week long pool party. I'm talking kegs, coke, gin & juice, bongs, EVERYTHING. We'll shave the cat, dye the dog red, white & blue.

We'll put Droitwich Maner on the map Yo.

Then we'll invite a bunch of those english punkers to squat there as long as they like. Ellpus will get a kick out of it. He likes this kind of stuff.

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go on tea tea

you gonna take advantage?

window of opportunity may shut soon

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Bad idea?

Damn I paid for the midget strippers and the inflatable jumping thing with my credit card.

Do I dare ask what a "tea tea" is?

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Steve (as 41oo) wrote:

go on tea tea

you gonna take advantage?

window of opportunity may shut soon

Sorry, I was considering some of the stock options the lord had given me for attending to his kitchen utensil needs.

I am so sorry Amigo. Whilst the lord is away, Bella, Dag, Shewolf and I will be overseeing the estate.

Penperthy didn't mention that, since as a loyal member of the staff, he adopts a don't ask, don't tell attitude on it all.

Steve, of course you will be here for Sunday brunch? Dag is doing something in the kitchen with sausages and beets right now.

Bring Barry the Mod along and a swimsuit if you like. I'm heating up the indoor pool. Oh, and maybe some bubble bath and a few dozen rubber duckies.

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I'm sitting here in a soiled wife beater eating vienna sausages and thinking of stupid stuff to say on A2K and you guys are kicking it at Elpusses kicka$s pad? Why have the gods fersaken me!?!?

Flip on the webcam for me.

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Amigo wrote:

I'm sitting here in a soiled wife beater eating vienna sausages and thinking of stupid stuff to say on A2K and you guys are kicking it at Elpusses kicka$s pad? Why have the gods fersaken me!?!?

Really Amigo, it must be dreadful.

I can't imagine.

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Hey! I got an idea! You guys all come over here! VIENNA SAUSAGES FOR EVERYONE (1 can each)! I'll bust out the scrabble and the slip 'n' slid.Ohh what fun we'll have!!!! Very Happy

I can fit into those old swim trunks. I just won't button the top three buttons. Ooh wait till mom hears this. I got girls coming over.

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Actually that sounds like fun....

Do you happen to have these 2 items around your house?

http://home.comcast.net/~azryelaabysma/twister03.jpg

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Crisco%2048oz%20L.jpg

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Chai Tea wrote:

Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
go on tea tea

you gonna take advantage?

window of opportunity may shut soon

Sorry, I was considering some of the stock options the lord had given me for attending to his kitchen utensil needs.

I am so sorry Amigo. Whilst the lord is away, Bella, Dag, Shewolf and I will be overseeing the estate.

Penperthy didn't mention that, since as a loyal member of the staff, he adopts a don't ask, don't tell attitude on it all.

Steve, of course you will be here for Sunday brunch? Dag is doing something in the kitchen with sausages and beets right now.

Bring Barry the Mod along and a swimsuit if you like. I'm heating up the indoor pool. Oh, and maybe some bubble bath and a few dozen rubber duckies.

It would be great to have a nose-around L.E's pad while he's away.He's probably gone back to Mrs Miggins's in Bridlington,but only if the repair bill for his last stay has been settled.
P.S. Do I bring my own swimsuit or is one going to be provided.And please make sure we have access to the wine celler.
Packing my bags as we speak.

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Chai Tea wrote:

Actually that sounds like fun....

Do you happen to have these 2 items around your house?

Ooh Yea, I like the direction this is going. Cool

Twister and fried chicken!!!! Very Happy

Breasts or thighs?

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Oh dear, Barry just RSVP'd for Sunday.

I guess the only solution is for you to jet this way.

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-Sharp intake of breath-
Good idea.The weather in the Mid West is much better than Droitwich this time of year anyway.The moisture in the air would play havoc with your Crimpoline.Without those Yanks wandering about the place,moaning about the plumbing and asking what Tiffin is etc. and whinging about the lack of security,I and Mr Penberthy, will steadfastly keep Ellpus Hall safe untill it's Master returns.As long as I can get into the bloody wine celler :wink:

Goodbye.....Au Revoir....Toodle-oo....Ellpus is leaving..

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