"When I get to boiling, I will shout:
Just tip me over and pour me out!"
Hey... is that the modern day souped up verision with a few hip hop be bop hoopty doo's in there? Or is it just the.. ho hum nursery rhymeish type a thing?
I prefer the souped up version personally...
Do I get a choice in the matter?
Hey... who said my exuberance was irrational???
Put em uuuuup! Come on I dare ya!
Hephzibah--
When I'm shouting, I'm shouting. The beat doesn't really matter.
I think only fresco aktorist and me know about the teapot. One should be agnostic, but in reality we are all a-tea-pot-ist.
Balderdash.
I know the teapot through personal experience.
so you have had a personal experience with a tea pot.
so have I. Doesnt make me believe in The Teapot though.
An inanimate object orbiting around the sun is not capable of loving anyone, and in particular not me considering how I feel about teapots in general right now.
If you accept that the Teapot loves you and steepes Tea for you you will gain an eternal cafein-high, in Its grace.
Think about it.
The alternative is an eternity of decaf coffee. I know where I'll be!
ok bye late here nighty night
1:The Teapot is a perfect Thing. It is all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving, all-wise, infinite, immutable (or changeless), timeless, etc. In other words, It has all of the qualities that one would expect of a perfect thing. All of the properties that you can imagine a thing having, It has, to a perfect degree.
Existence is a form of perfection. A thing which exists, is more perfect than something that is purely imaginary.
Logically, therefore, since The Teapot is a perfect thing, and has all of the qualities one would expect of a perfect thing, then It must have existence, since It would be less than perfect, if It did not.
Therefore the teapot is the most perfect Thing possible, then ?- by definition ?- It must exist!
Praise the Teapot!
Glory!
Noddy24 wrote:Hephzibah--
When I'm shouting, I'm shouting. The beat doesn't really matter.
Are you claiming to be the mighty tea pot????
HEY EVERYONE!!! NODDY SAY'S HE/SHE'S THE TEAPOT!!!
All hail teapot noddy!!!! Whoooooooo
Sooo... now that your here with us... I have a few questions for you....
Hey Dok! Can you scientifically prove that theory?
Bwaaaaaaaaa hahaha!
I crack myself up!
So it is proven then, Teapot exists. My ontological proof of Teapot is unassailable!
Where is teapot Noddy anyway! I gotta few questions to ask!
I wanna know if there's gonna be enough tea in all the land.
And crumpets...er...trumpets?
I am not the teapot. I am a mouthpiece for the teapot which is a great deal more profitable.
I can not only call the kettle black, but I can name Wedgewood as blue.
In fact, assembling enough crockery, I can speak for the rainbow.
