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My cats are trying to kill me....preemptive strike time?

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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 08:19 am
http://www.gorki.net/Art/egypt2.JPG


As this illustration from the XIVth Dynasty codicil to the Provisional Points of Agreement clearly demonstrates, any and all methods are authorized for use against belligerant Satanic cats, including the use of large reptiles and really sharp kitchen knives . . .
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 09:08 am
dlowan wrote:
THREAD STRETCHERS!


blame m angel, it's her original pic
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 09:28 am
Brilliant, Set.

However, one must consider the expression on the cat's face. Apparently three gods armed with cleavers and a king cobra do not threaten it in the slightest.

This will be difficult, I think, even for Deb.

Especially since hers are Siamese.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 10:25 am
dlowan wrote:
Nimh:

Your first applies to ALL cats, and is hence clearly ridiculous. [..] Your second: Ditto.

I dont see why that should be a problem, or make the proposition any more ridiculous or, in fact, less legally and religiously justified (see above). Kill 'em all!
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 10:47 am
It's my fault! I did the stretching. I was trying to get dlowan to see the beauties in a different light! I am pulling out all the stops to save the cats!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:34 pm
Setanta wrote:
http://www.gorki.net/Art/egypt2.JPG


As this illustration from the XIVth Dynasty codicil to the Provisional Points of Agreement clearly demonstrates, any and all methods are authorized for use against belligerant Satanic cats, including the use of large reptiles and really sharp kitchen knives . . .



Set, Set, Set....not ANOTHER misuse of that picture!!!


That is an illustration from the XIIth Dynasty, portraying the appalling outrage which necessitated having a formal agreement at all!

The cats were all simply going to hotfoot it back to the wild after that terrible atrocity, and had to be persuaded back.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:39 pm
nimh wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Nimh:

Your first applies to ALL cats, and is hence clearly ridiculous. [..] Your second: Ditto.

I dont see why that should be a problem, or make the proposition any more ridiculous or, in fact, less legally and religiously justified (see above). Kill 'em all!



It is a problem in terms of listening to you, since you are obviously an extremist, and hence your advice is clearly influenced by your extremist prejudice.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:41 pm
Eva wrote:
Brilliant, Set.

However, one must consider the expression on the cat's face. Apparently three gods armed with cleavers and a king cobra do not threaten it in the slightest.

This will be difficult, I think, even for Deb.

Especially since hers are Siamese.


Nah.

Apart from evil plotting of my murder, my Siamese are just pussycats.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:42 pm
dlowan wrote:
It is a problem in terms of listening to you, since you are obviously an extremist, and hence your advice is clearly influenced by your extremist prejudice.

I prefer to call it common sense.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:48 pm
As do all extremists....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:57 pm
Top Ten Things to do with a Dead Cat:

10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure.
9. Excellent for buffing the truck.
8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop.
7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling...instant flystrip!
6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!.
5. Chitlins!
4. Field test the blender...
3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!"
2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua.
1. Get 10 more and go beat the Dallas Cowboys!
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 02:58 pm
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 03:21 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Top Ten Things to do with a Dead Cat:

10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure.
9. Excellent for buffing the truck.
8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop.
7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling...instant flystrip!
6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!.
5. Chitlins!
4. Field test the blender...
3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!"
2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua.
1. Get 10 more and go beat the Dallas Cowboys!



Ten Top Things to do with a Dead Polar Bear:

Make a fur coat.

Make a Fur Rug

Eat meat

Stuff and use to scare kiddies on Halloween.

Use paws as back scratchers

Make necklace of teeth

Force into sitting position, stuff, and use as armchair.

Use head with open mouth for putting practice

Scarecrow for seals in next ice age

Wait until rigor mortis sets in, and use as sleigh
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 03:24 pm
http://www.smileys.ws/smls/yahoo/00000051.gifGod bless the polar bears.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 04:06 pm
Top one thing to do with a dead bunny

Feed it to the dogs
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 04:54 pm
Bears are a kind of dog......


But lacking in the useful canine qualities of intelligence, affection, loyalty and so forth....
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 05:08 pm
dlowan wrote:
Bears are a kind of dog......

Are you suggesting Bear should eat you?
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 05:18 pm
Well, for heaven's sake, dlowan, if you don't enjoy evil plots, why on earth do you have cats at all?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 05:29 pm
nimh wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Bears are a kind of dog......

Are you suggesting Bear should eat you?


Shocked
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 05:48 pm
nimh wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Bears are a kind of dog......

Are you suggesting Bear should eat you?


unlike a dog a bear won't eat just anything....even if it does remind him of seafood....
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